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    Figures no one would post as I typed that.
    Cogito ergo dubito.

    "How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini

    An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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      I did

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        My door bell is ringing. I wonder who it is?

        *Geos off to open the door and greet Death standing at the other side*

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          Originally posted by Odin's eyes
          Death is just a minute away.
          Seriously. He's walking up the stairs just now.
          That's away from me cause I'm downstairs.
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            Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
            The doctor told me Im insane, thank God! its so much better then being outsane!


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              Originally posted by Dr Weir
              That's away from me cause I'm downstairs.
              Death needs glasses. And a sense of direction.
              Cogito ergo dubito.

              "How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini

              An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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                Originally posted by Dr Weir
                That's away from me cause I'm downstairs.
                ROFL
                The doctor told me Im insane, thank God! its so much better then being outsane!


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                  Common sense and a sense of humour are the sames things but at different speeds. A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances.
                  The doctor told me Im insane, thank God! its so much better then being outsane!


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                    Originally posted by Dr Weir
                    That's away from me cause I'm downstairs.
                    Cheater!

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                      Originally posted by Odin's eyes
                      Cheater!
                      Not when I win this thread.
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                        Only 17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by.... the sober ones!!
                        The doctor told me Im insane, thank God! its so much better then being outsane!


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                          Originally posted by uknesvuinng
                          Death needs glasses. And a sense of direction.
                          I'll point him to you.
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                            Originally posted by Dr Weir
                            I'll point him to you.
                            I'll run in circles. Death also has a bit of the vertigo.
                            Cogito ergo dubito.

                            "How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini

                            An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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                              Originally posted by Eoin
                              Only 17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by.... the sober ones!!
                              Don't drink and drive.

                              Lucky thing I don't drive.

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                                Originally posted by uknesvuinng
                                I'll run in circles. Death also has a bit of the vertigo.
                                Then that's why Death was throwing up the left overs from Dr Weir when I answered the door.

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