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[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

...So why are you wearing it?

[Britta]

I'm not. I pun without the need for carefully sculpted upper lip flora.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

!! Britta has stolen WP's powers!

[Britta]

< Wildcard.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

^ Probably stole Cow's airbags and Jel's skirt too!

[Britta]

Nope and nope.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

^ Lies!!

< Is watching ^

[Britta]

You are being watched. The government Britta has a secret system: a machine brain that spies on you every hour of every day when she's particularly bored. I know, because I built am it. I designed use the machine brain to detect acts of terror petty arguments, but it sees everything. Violent crimes Puns involving ordinary people; people like you. Crimes Puns the government Britta considered considers 'irrelevant'.

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

!!

^ Wants to become a Super Cantinian.. By stealing the strengths of all known Cantinians and combining them all in one body..

....^ Filters out the weaknesses

[Britta]

< Filters out the humanity.

Muahahahaha!

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

< Knew it!

!! ^ Wants to rule the Cantina!

[Britta]

How could I ever aspire to rise to the top of that despotic lovely, nepotistic charming den on iniquity scenic destination?

[Pharaoh Hamenthotep]

^ Is stealing parts of Cantinians..

^ Has another destination in mind?

< Hides Pookey's dongle

[Britta]

^ Is stealing parts of Cantinians..

Anything they can do I can do better.^*

^ Has another destination in mind?

I hear Tahiti is a magical place.

< Hides Pookey's dongle

< Doesn't want it.



* I can do anything better than them.

[billyd797]

winz while ^ & ^^ ramble on !