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    Dr Weir has performed an Illegal operation. To force Dr Weir to lose, press any key. To allow Dr Weir to win, press any other key.
    Cogito ergo dubito.

    "How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini

    An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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      I just clicked my mouse for the latter.
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        Error 404: Uknesvuinng cannot be found.

        -Try hitting the "Refresh" button on your browser. although if he's not found, there's probably a good reason.
        -Try rebooting your computer. As in booting your computer out the nearest window.
        -Try resetting your security settings. As in turn 'em all off.
        -Plug in the stupid modem!

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          Originally posted by TechnoWraith
          Error 404: Uknesvuinng cannot be found.

          -Try hitting the "Refresh" button on your browser. although if he's not found, there's probably a good reason.
          -Try rebooting your computer. As in booting your computer out the nearest window.
          -Try resetting your security settings. As in turn 'em all off.
          -Plug in the stupid modem!
          I like the 2nd one cause he'll go with it.
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            TechnoWraith@ Wraith.Tuneset has performed an illegal operation.

            -So what? Press the stupid close button already.
            -Neener! Neener!
            -The police and a SWAT team have been notified.
            -Run Forest! Before it's too late!

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              Originally posted by Dr Weir
              I just clicked my mouse for the latter.
              A mouse button isn't a key.
              Cogito ergo dubito.

              "How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini

              An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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                Originally posted by TechnoWraith
                TechnoWraith@ Wraith.Tuneset has performed an illegal operation.

                -So what? Press the stupid close button already.
                -Neener! Neener!
                -The police and a SWAT team have been notified.
                -Run Forest! Before it's too late!
                Looks like my virus on your com is working.
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                  Originally posted by uknesvuinng
                  A mouse button isn't a key.
                  I never said it was.
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                    Originally posted by Dr Weir
                    I never said it was.
                    Technically speaking, a mouse button is a key. All keys on the keyboard are buttons. The mouse has buttons. So if the keys on the keyboard are buttons then the inverse is also true: A button is also a key. So there fore, if a mouse and keyboard both have buttons, then it is logical to say that both a mouse and keyboard also have keys.

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                      Ok.......will this tested on?
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                        Originally posted by TechnoWraith
                        Technically speaking, a mouse button is a key. All keys on the keyboard are buttons. The mouse has buttons. So if the keys on the keyboard are buttons then the inverse is also true: A button is also a key. So there fore, if a mouse and keyboard both have buttons, then it is logical to say that both a mouse and keyboard also have keys.
                        All keys on keyboards are buttons. Not all buttons on keyboards are keys (those internet-ready keyboards). Mice are not keyboards. The state of keys on a keyboard is irrelevant to mice and not necessarily indicative of the potential key nature of buttons in general.
                        Cogito ergo dubito.

                        "How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini

                        An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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                          Originally posted by uknesvuinng
                          All keys on keyboards are buttons. Not all buttons on keyboards are keys (those internet-ready keyboards). Mice are not keyboards. The state of keys on a keyboard is irrelevant to mice and not necessarily indicative of the potential key nature of buttons in general.
                          Is that the name of the unit: potential key nature of buttons in general?
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                            Originally posted by Dr Weir
                            Is that the name of the unit: potential key nature of buttons in general?
                            No, it's just evidence I can overthink ANYTHING.
                            Cogito ergo dubito.

                            "How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini

                            An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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                              Originally posted by uknesvuinng
                              All keys on keyboards are buttons. Not all buttons on keyboards are keys (those internet-ready keyboards). Mice are not keyboards. The state of keys on a keyboard is irrelevant to mice and not necessarily indicative of the potential key nature of buttons in general.
                              Well, if we really want to get technical, there ARE NO keys on a keyboard. A keyboard is really a series of Push-button switches, all linked in a single circuit. The mouse buttons are the same things: push-button switches.

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                                Originally posted by TechnoWraith
                                Well, if we really want to get technical, there ARE NO keys on a keyboard. A keyboard is really a series of Push-button switches, all linked in a single circuit. The mouse buttons are the same things: push-button switches.
                                Just to spite you, I'm putting an old car key on my keyboard.
                                Cogito ergo dubito.

                                "How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini

                                An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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