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    My uselessness?

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      No, the temperature
      The doctor told me Im insane, thank God! its so much better then being outsane!


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        Originally posted by Eoin
        You are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
        Texas has drive-thru liquor stores. Can you say "stupid idea"?
        Cogito ergo dubito.

        "How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini

        An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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          What question can you never answer "yes" to?
          The doctor told me Im insane, thank God! its so much better then being outsane!


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            Originally posted by uknesvuinng
            Texas has drive-thru liquor stores. Can you say "stupid idea"?
            Stu-pid i-dea

            Yes I can!

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              Originally posted by Eoin
              What question can you never answer "yes" to?
              Is it worth posting in this thread?

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                Originally posted by Eoin
                What question can you never answer "yes" to?
                "Are you asleep?"
                Cogito ergo dubito.

                "How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini

                An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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                  Originally posted by Odin's eyes
                  Is it worth posting in this thread?
                  If you like winning, which, coincidentally, I do.
                  Cogito ergo dubito.

                  "How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini

                  An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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                    Originally posted by uknesvuinng
                    Texas has drive-thru liquor stores. Can you say "stupid idea"?
                    No, Why?, Can you?
                    The doctor told me Im insane, thank God! its so much better then being outsane!


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                      time for another useless post in 3...

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                        Originally posted by uknesvuinng
                        "Are you asleep?"
                        Cool, howd'ya know?
                        The doctor told me Im insane, thank God! its so much better then being outsane!


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                          Originally posted by Eoin
                          No, Why?, Can you?
                          Yes, I can.
                          Cogito ergo dubito.

                          "How happy are the astrologers if they tell one truth to a hundred lies, while other people lose all credibility if they tell one lie to a hundred truths." - Francesco Guicciardini

                          An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs. You never see "Escalator temporarily out of service." It's "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

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