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[Happy_Gate]

Not CV. I've had them engraved on a plaque and it'll hang proudly in my room.
It'll be so cool!

*wipes tear from eye*

[somethinghuman]

Why stop at that. You should get a lifesize cardboard cutouts made of your self, holding a list of your 'qualities' to distribute around

[Happy_Gate]

Why stop at that. You should get a lifesize cardboard cutouts made of your self, holding a list of your 'qualities' to distribute around

Wow! That's a great idea! Thanks!

[somethinghuman]

Yeah tried it myself. Strangely enough people weren't terribley enthusiastic about it I guess it's back to the soapbox and megaphone

[Happy_Gate]

Oh? You still shouting "The World is going to End" from your rooftop?

[somethinghuman]

More like "Minions!! Give me all your cash"

Or maybe just singing "Twinkle, twinkle. Little star. My dad drives a wonky car"

[shovar]

And i wonder why the world is messed up

[Happy_Gate]

And i wonder why the world is messed up

Hey, you can't blame us......its all the chemicals in our food!
It turns us all wacko!

*starts to jump around like a chimpanzee*

[shovar]

*covers face with hand*

Oh christ, how embarassing

[somethinghuman]

"Moo Moo Jersey cow, have you any milk
Yes sir, yes sir, two buckets full.
One for the dog, and one for the cat
and one for the little boy who's gonna get fat"

[Happy_Gate]

haha...nice ending!

fat boy...that so fu....*catches glimpse of self in mirror*

stupid song

[shovar]

That's even worse

that's not a very nice ending there!

[somethinghuman]

My students think it is funny. And the wonky car sends them into stitches.

"Kookaburra sits on electric wire, jumping up and down with his pants on fire"

Kids at that age have no conscience, they love that kind of stuff

[shovar]

you're a teacher? Primary i presume?

[somethinghuman]

I teach Kindergarten. 4 and 5 year olds. They are great!! Evil!!