Gateworld Member ships...no, not membership, but member ships...

[gatelover12]

... Whoohoo! I got a porta-sarc!

*dances*

you seem to love it *pulls out the "/" button *

[MartoufMarty]

you seem to love it *pulls out the "/" button *

Don't you dare!

I'm not letting you use my porta-sarc when someone kicks you!

[LordAnubis]

I have one for myself. Klorel/LordAnubis

heh

[LordAnubis]

TEH TYPLO OFG DSDOOM ATTACKS!



... Whoohoo! I got a porta-sarc!

*dances*

Is that like a porta-potty?

[yasureubetcha]

Why yes it is...except it's sprayed down with disinfectant after it's been used by people with communicable diseases or bloody wounds, so it's a lot more hygenic . They're quite useful; I have one myself.

[twiggy]

so who do i get?

[gatelover12]

so who do i get?

who do ya want?

[greytop]

Why yes it is...except it's sprayed down with disinfectant after it's been used by people with communicable diseases or bloody wounds, so it's a lot more hygenic . They're quite useful; I have one myself.

Is that built in or do minons have to do it for you?

[twiggy]

hmmmmmmmmmm, i'll take Hatusu...

[yasureubetcha]

Well, my particular model is inflatable, so it fits in my pocket...so I have the minions spray it down before they deflate it. The more high-tech models come with an automatic flushing system .

[Osiris-RA]

... I have a portable sarcophagus?

That's what I was wondering!

[Crazedwraith]

this thread is very...........very.............very disturbing. That is all.

*hugs crazedwraith*

Noooo! My escape plan! Foiled!

Oh well! *Dips his nose back into Going Postal *

And Shivan 10 what and going down?

[Osiris-RA]

Why yes it is...except it's sprayed down with disinfectant after it's been used by people with communicable diseases or bloody wounds, so it's a lot more hygenic . They're quite useful; I have one myself.

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[yasureubetcha]

But that's not all...if you use your credit card, they'll throw in a copy of the instructional video "Making Longevity Work For You," absolutely free!

[Osiris-RA]

... All for only 6 payments of $29.99!!