SG-1 Caption Thread

[Lunar]

what can i say i seen the pic and it was just begging to be put on here



Jack: Carter, i swear this isn't how it looks! I can explain!

I don't think I can top this one...

It was at this point Jack realised the anger management classes really were an expensive waste of his time.

[mishy_mo]

I don't think I can top this one...

It was at this point Jack realised the anger management classes really were an expensive waste of his time.

yeah lol

Jack: get me a new anger management theripist!!!!!!! (thwak!)

Harry: yeah.. defin..ately... not ...work...in aaaaaahhhh

[ShadowMaat]

Daniel said that these people believe a sacrifice is needed to appease their volcano god. I volunteered this guy!

[mishy_mo]

harryh a rabbit ....

Jack : ohh Where???

would also work for 'ohh there's a n@*£d Carter...'

but alas PG, but i'm sure you can work it out

[Skydiver]

Jack! Jack stop, he didnt' touch me
Are you sure daniel?

[mishy_mo]

hee hee nice one diver

carter: (offscreen) you bad mouthed the Simpsons, didn't you.

[blueiris]

What do you mean anger management isn't working?! I'm managing to work my anger out just fine!

[Sierra Golf 1]

*Jack pins man down*
O'NEILL: WHY did you tell Ba'al we would be doing a mission on this planet?????!!!!!

*"Ba'al" walks up with two "super soldiers"*

"BA'AL":Are you scared, O'Neill?

O'NEILL:What?

PINNED MAN:You shouldn't be....You're on Scare Tactics!

*Teal'C and Daniel take off super soldier helmets*

"BA'AL": These two set you up!

O'NEILL:WHAT?!

[Mr Prophet]

"No Jack; the guy who suggested you bow out by getting Goa'ulded is over there!"