The Cosmos interviews…

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You are a reporter for The Cosmos with Universal circulation
Interview a character good or bad of your choice from any SG1 /SGA episode - just pretend you can ask anything, be funny be serious whatever you like;

For example -


Cosmos : Thanks for spending the time to allow this interview Teal'c how are things at SGC ?

Teal’c: That is classified information I am afraid (smiles serenely)

Cosmos: OK, well then how are you and how are the team ?

Teal’c I am very well in fact as are the remainder of SG1(smiles serenely)

Cosmos: Fine… well what can you tell me Teal’c ?

Teal’c: Very little I am afraid… I could tell you a joke (smiles hopefully)

Cosmos: Aaaaahm well erm Jaffa joke huh?…Fine go ahead. (winces)

Teal’c What do you call an Unas with a toothache ?

Cosmos: I’m sure I don’t know please do tell.

Teal’c: Dangerous (laughing) Do you understand ?…Why are you not laughing, hilarious is it not ?

Cosmos: Erm...yes -Oh look my tape has just ended thank you Teal’c until the next time Cosmos thanks you for your time.


Over to you …

[Supreme Commander Sil]

Shouldn't this be off-topic Fun & Games?
C: Where's Jack O'neill? I was promised an interview with him .
:I'll stand in, I suppose...
C:Carter, is it true that you have discovered a greenjello-eating monster on P3X747?
Where did you get this information? *during which Interviewer notices Jack and makes a move for him*
C: *glimpses at Carter* I-
*sam pulls black bag from behind back and shoves over interviewer's head*
Take him away!
Well handled!
Hey, president! You wanna buy a kidney?

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[QUOTE=Supreme Commander Sil;8891717]Shouldn't this be off-topic Fun & Games?
yes think will be moved and that Cosmos jounalists have short lives

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Moved to funb and games