Favorite/Not So Favorite Stargate Quotes !

[Baalssneer]

Hehehe! I like the fact that they made fun of that line in Moebius where alternate Sam starts to say it and then scoffs, asking 'Who actually speaks like that?!'

Was it 'Moebius'? I forget, but yeah, it was cool of TPTB to own up. Still, I'm not sure that anything short of crawling on broken glass could be penance enough for such egregiousness!

[Alteran of Atlantis]

I love everything O'Neill says, he's funny. Especially that line from WoO!

[GuHNDoi]

I like
Mitchell - Looks like we got ourselves a bit of a John Mclane.
Daniel - WHAT!
Teal'c - Die Hard.

Teal'c knows more of earth television and movies than Daniel does

[AnnieS]

Has anyone posted this one from "The Other Guys"?

O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition! ... B***tard!:

(Hey, I was once upon a time an English major!)

I have several fave quotes from that episode (one of my fave episodes ever):

Coombs: Jay...are you sure about this?
Felger: Think about it! What would Colonel O'Neill do if he was here?
Coombs: You want me to shoot you?

And Teal'c's answer when Jack asked him who he thought would win the Stanley Cup that year (funny since this team is actually in the hunt right now, and a major nod to the city where the show is filmed):

Teal'c: I Believe it will be the Canucks of Vancouver O'Neill (I laugh every time I hear that)

and any Star Trek reference that is used since John Billingsley was of course Dr. Phlox on Enterprise!!!

[raduzhok]

I love everything O'Neill says, he's funny. Especially that line from WoO!

I totally agree with that!

[Ulkesh47]

I love everything O'Neill says, he's funny. Especially that line from WoO!

I love 99.9% of 's lines. One I'm not so crazy about is in "New Order" when he says "Who's your daddy" while shooting at Replicators.

But I could post 100s of cool Jack quotes. Here are but a few.
* "Holy frozen bad guys!"
* "Teal'c without Junior. That's a concept."
* "I see you're on the famous beer and mustard diet."
* Every line mentioning magnets!!!

[Promethius30]

Teal'c: Indeed

[GuHNDoi]

I have several fave quotes from that episode (one of my fave episodes ever):

Coombs: Jay...are you sure about this?
Felger: Think about it! What would Colonel O'Neill do if he was here?
Coombs: You want me to shoot you?

And Teal'c's answer when Jack asked him who he thought would win the Stanley Cup that year (funny since this team is actually in the hunt right now, and a major nod to the city where the show is filmed):

Teal'c: I Believe it will be the Canucks of Vancouver O'Neill (I laugh every time I hear that)

and any Star Trek reference that is used since John Billingsley was of course Dr. Phlox on Enterprise!!!

and from the same episode

Felger - If this was a Trek convention you would be all dressed up as a Klingon
Coombs - Vulcan, Felger, vulcan!

That is a cool episode.

[Specter177]

My least favorite was the whole "reproductive organs" spiel by Carter in CotG.

[AlbinoMonkeyC]

My least favorite was the whole "reproductive organs" spiel by Carter in CotG.

Shame. That quote has gotten me through life...

[Alteran of Atlantis]

That "Lucy, I'm home!" quote from the Broca Divide was pretty good. I also like it when McKay says, "It's a city, not a yo-yo!" in the Seige III.

[MIZA]

i liked O'Neill: you rat *******, i am so going to kick your A@#$%@!


that was a great line

[arelyss]

From SGA :

"steve" - i am your death...that's the only thing you need to know
john sheppard - i prefer "steve"

) ) )

From SG1

Teal'c : Indeed

[rushy]

Random Guy: ...our hero, Lucius Lavin.
Lucius: Well, well you look who it is.
Ronon: You've got to be kidding.

Bad: Nothing.

[rushy]

O'Neill clone: Wow, I'm much taller than I think.
Carter: Colonel O'Neill, meet Colonel O'Neill.
O'Neill: What's going on?!