Favorite/Not So Favorite Stargate Quotes !

[Samuel J. Tilden]

Not so favorite:

Jack: Because I care about her. A lot more than I'm supposed to.

Jack: Daniel, shut up. Is that clear enough?

Teal'c: Indeed.

Favorites:

Hammond: Welcome back, SG-1.

Jack: Good morning, campers.

Jack: This wasn't such a bad day after all.

Jack: I'm starting to get that choiceless feeling all over again.

Daniel: You did the right thing, Teal'c.

Jack: Oh, but you will.

Jack: If you don't make it, can I have your stereo?

[beale947]

Another good one, where teal'c finds out bra'tac and ryac have ben captured:

Daniel: "So you believe me!?"
Hammond: "The things i've heard in this chair!"

And:

Daniel: "We need to get him to the infirmary."
Hammond: "What's happend?"
O:neill: "I've done it again sir."
(Lost City part 1).

And:

Teal'c: "These people are acting very strangly, even for humans!"

And:

O'neill: " Are you ready, whats up Carter?"
Carter: "Nothing...i've just..never..blown up a..sun before!"
O'neill: "Well they say the first one is always the hardest."

also

Sheppard: "Why can't you summerge the city like before?"
Makay: "Its a city, not a yoyo!"

Makay: "Give it up Major. She's an Ancient, i don't understand why you tried to hide it from us, we've always wanted to meet one of you!"
Sheppard: "What!"
Cayah: "Yes, i am."
Makay: "Im right???!"

McKAY: OK! That's just fine! (He draws his pistol and points it at them, grinning in bravado.) You want some of this, huh?! Huh?!

(As he goes to fire his pistol, he presses the wrong part of the gun and the cartridge ejects and drops to the floor. Rodney stares in horror, then dives for cover as he yells into his mike.)

McKAY: This is McKay -- I'm in trouble down here!

[SnoggingPicard]

Here's some from "Lost City" that I'd forgotten about until Friday's marathon:

Carter: Here's one. Number 27 across; the atomic weight of boron. The answer is "ten". You wrote the word "fat".

Daniel: Are you kidding? Teal'c's one of the deepest guys I know. Go ahead, tell them how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you can even understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is not relevant to this conversation.

Carter: It's a funny story, actually...see, I was out driving...in my car...and I just kind of drove myself here...
O'Neill: Funny...

[SnoggingPicard]

Sorry, here's another one (forget the episode name):

Carter: Be careful. This thing's probably booby-trapped.
Teal'c: Booby?

[Sobek]

Hello,

I've just started to read this thread and I can't stop laughing, but I have a question and you seem to be experts, I hope you can help me.

In Reckoning, part 2 just in case if it's a spoiler

Spoiler:

When the replicators froze at the SGC, somebody asked O'Neill what happened and Jack answered: I don't know but "that's hot", did he say "that's hot" or was it just my imagination?

Thanks for the help

He says "that's odd"

[freyr's mother]

Redemption 2

McKay: Why does he call up three days after he started and give his prepare to meet your doom speech?

Carter: I don't know maybe he wanted to make sure it'd work.

McKay: That'd be pretty funny. Prepare to meet your doom. Then the gate shuts down, oops sorry never mind.

[beale947]

Or another one:

O'neill:"Come on, Burns as Gould"
Teal'c: "There are mearly animated charaters O'neill."
O'neill:"You are so shallow ."
Daniel: Oh please, Teal'c is one of the deepest people i know. Come on show him how deep you are!"
Teal'c: "My depth is immaterial, to this conversation."
Daniel: "oooo see."
O'neill: "No more beer for you."

[beale947]

another quote:
Carter: So what didn't they go for?
O'Neill: The name I suggested.
Carter: For the ship?
O'Neill: Yeah.
Carter: Yeah. Sir... we can't call it the "Enterprise"
O'Neill: Why not?

[Daniel_Shanks]

What is your favourite quote from SG-1 or Atlantis?...It MUST be Famour or Hillarious
One of Mine is...
'Mcay and Sam are working together and everyone knows mcay is allergic to citrus'
Mcay: I wish i didnt find you so attractive. I've always had a weakness for dumb blones.
Carter: Go suck a lemon (walks away)
Mcay: Very Sexy, Very Very Sexy.
lol

Another one of my favourites is:
Teal'c: The destruction of the hammer device in order to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible.
Colonel: General, I gave the order.
Jackson: I fired the staff weapon.
Carter : And... I ...I was there (looks at the others).

[da_hippie]

Yet another quotes thread...

Guess I'd have to go with:

Jack: For Crying out loud.

[FallenAngelII]

Hermoid: Crap indeed.

[Pharaoh Atem]

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[AGateFan]

Favorite. There are so many good quotes from all the main characters that it is darn hard to pick a favorite. It depends on my day and what quote strikes me as cool for that particular day. Last couple of days its been some B5 quotes but thats not what your looking for.... so Stargate or Atlantis quotes or just stargate?

"I'm just naturally lazy" from Sheppard was pretty funny.

I hate to mention any Jack quotes for fear of getting reamed by some other members for even mentioning he existed.

"Maybe he *read* your report?" from Daniel cracks me up everytime... but you really need him to say it with that look.

"We can only hope that this is the last footwear to fall". From Thor is pretty good

[Anubis69]

From Heroes:

BREGMAN: So ... what are all these blinking lights about ... for example what are those lights over there.
CARTER: Err well; this monitors the gates massive power consumption required for generating Outgoing wormholes.
BREGMAN: Uhm ...
CARTER: Interestingly, in our study of off-world DHDs we found that our gate actually draws 10% more wattage than offworld gates, now that far exceeds any potential loss due to our manmade interface. We think it has to do with the way the superconductive crystals inside the gate absorb electrical energy, but we're also trying to demonstrate that the DHDs are some how producing a purer more efficient source of power.

Camera cuts to the film crew with blank faces..

BREGMAN: Could we get a shot of the gate spinning?
CARTER: Yeah, sure it's really cool, steam comes out of it and everything.

Just the way AT delivers that last line, it's genius!

[McKay'Snark]

There are so many great quotes!

SG-1 : Legacy

Jack: "Why don't we just put a little sign at the base of the ramp that says 'Gate travel may be hazardous to your health?' I can live with that!"

Jack has so many - too many to list!!

SGA : I can't remember the episode for sure -

Sheppard: Like dinosaurs turned into birds theoretically, or theory of relativity theoretically?

McKay: (Blank look) What? (Waves hand) Somewhere in between...

Shepperd and McKay both have soooo many!! Hahaha I'll have to get back to this with some more.