Favorite/Not So Favorite Stargate Quotes !

[Asgard Buddy]

Hi
My 17 year old son loves Stargate and I would like to include a Stargate Quote in his highschool yearbook ad--I'm not familiar with the show, any ideas? Thanks CB

Okay, you've got to be the best parent ever to put so much thought and care into the ad in the yearbook. Kudos to you

Do you happen to know your son's favorite character? That may narrow down the choices and maybe some people could give you some ideas here.

[Lord Zedd]

I'm Anubis
Here are some quotes
Anubis + Apophis said it too: your insolence amuses me
Anubis:I know what you are Daniel Jackson but you don't know who I am
Bra'tac to O'Neill:we'll have to cross that brigde when we get there
O'Neill to Bra'tac:that cliché doesn't allways work you know

[lionel_pendergast_rocks]

This is from the Sentinel (5.20)

Colonel Grieves (Approximately): I just don’t feel to comfortable with an archeologist watching my back.
Daniel: (Pulls out his knife, holds it by the tip) Yeah, which end to the bullets go in again?
Grieves: Come here, I’ll show you.

-I love it when daniel gets a chance to mouth off to someone.

[Ugly Pig]

-I love it when daniel gets a chance to mouth off to someone.

Ooh, me too!

Regarding the swiss sub in 'Watergate': "So it'll occasionally catch fire but it'll keep perfect time?"
'Chain Reaction': "I guess your risk assessment didn't cover this."
'Fallen': Jonas: "Can't you do some kind of keyword search?" Daniel: "Yeah, for what? Achilles?"

And other better examples, I'm sure, that I can't remember right now...

[Bomber]

I like pretty much any quote from Urgo, but one of my favs is:

Urgo: [convincing Teal'c to use the defibulator (sp)] Tryyyy the paddles!

[shipper hannah]

one i just came up with

o'niell: oh well i expected the other shoe to drop eventually
thor: we can only hope this is the last footwear to fall

i forgot how funny that was

what episode was that from?

[shipper hannah]

Anise/Freya: I'm called Anise (it might have been freya) it means noble strength.
Daniel: I'm Dnaield it means um God is my witness.
Jack I'm Jack. It means.....whats in the box?

The good thing in this quote is Jack could either simply asking Anise what was in the box or he could be making a reference to Jack-in-the-boxes.

or he could have been about to say "it means jack"... y'know?

[Darkstar]

i find the quote funny in "deadmans switch" where reris boch goes on to say.

Eris "and you, your a pain in tha nik'ta.

o'neill " neck?"

teal'c " NO!"

i can use my imagination, im supprised the goa'uld have a word for that.

[Bad Boy]

I don't know if anyone has done this, I haven't read everyone's posts so I don't know.

Anyway, if you had to choose what would ten of your favorite quotes from Stargate SG-1 all seasons and Atlantis be?

Write the quote then put the name of the character who said it. You can put the episode title if you want.

They can be in any order.

1. "One small step for Jaffa..." Teal'c

2. Jack O'Neill: He still thinks I'm a Goa'uld, right?
Daniel Jackson: Yeah, I think so. What are you going to do?
Jack O'Neill: Watch.
[Stands up and walks toward the gate]
Jack O'Neill: Jaffa. Kree.
Major General Trofsky: [Long sentence of Goa'uld vernacular]
Jack O'Neill: Uh... Didn't you hear me? I said Kree.

3. Jack O'Neill: How's a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ear?

4. [Carter and O'Neill lie close to one another for warmth]
Sam Carter: Sir?
Jack O'Neill: It's my sidearm, I swear.

5. [O'Neill gets Teal'c to join him at his cabin for fishing. O'Neill sits and tells Teal'c about fishing as Teal'c stands holding his pole as he does a staff weapon]
Teal'c: There appears to be no fish here, O'Neill.
Jack O'Neill: Its not about the actual fish, themselves. Fish are not important in this context, its about FISHING, the act of fishing itself.
Teal'c: I see.
[a cell phone starts ringing]
Jack O'Neill: You didn't?
Teal'c: By request of General Hammond.
Jack O'Neill: [Answering phone as Teal'c slaps a mosquito] WHAT?... Yes Daniel, he's right here, please hold.
[O'Neill hands the phone to Teal'c]
Teal'c: Daniel Jackson... we have caught nothing, we are fishing.
[Daniel asks for a translation]
Teal'c: "Banished to oblivion."
Daniel Jackson: Thank you
Teal'c: If you require assistance, I would be more the happy to return to the SGC
[O'Neill looks annoyed]
Teal'c: Are you sure?
Jack O'Neill: [taking the phone] Good bye Daniel.
[O'Neill removes the phone battery, and throws it into the lake]

6. Jack O'Neill: This is the infamous tuna torture.

7. Jack O'Neill: Teal'c, look scary and take point.

8. [Teal'C and Jack are repeating the same day and only they remember it. They decide to play golf into an active Stargate wormhole]
Jack O'Neill: How far away is this planet?
Teal'c: Several hundred light-years.
Jack O'Neill: That's gotta be a record.
[Jack golfs again]
General George S. Hammond: [They golf again later, and Hammond catches them] Jack, what the hell are you doing?
Jack O'Neill: [Jack screws up his golf swing] In the middle of my BACKSWING!

9. Captain Kyle Rogers: My lord?
Jack O'Neill: Actually, we just call him General Hammond.
General George S. Hammond: I'd like to debrief ASAP, Colonel.
Jack O'Neill: Yes, my lord.

10. Daniel: Let me ask you a question. Who would you trust with your life more than anyone else in the world? Don't worry, I won't be offended if you don't pick me.could it be Teal'c?
Jack O'Neill: Sure.
Daniel: Ah, Teal'c, refresh my memory. What was your previous occupation?
Teal'c: I was First Prime of Apophis.
Daniel: Right. Did a few nasty things back then?


I realize I'm still a newbie but I'm hoping to change that.

[ALIMOO]

This quote is from small victories.

Thor: We must go now
Jack: Have fun
Sam: yeasureyabetaca (As both Sam and Thor walk up the ramp.)

At the end.

Sam:We kick there a$$es sir
Jack: They have a$$es
Sam:They have a new ship called the O'Neill
Jack:Oh (As he rise his eye brow)
Sam: Yea, but we had to blow it up

[Cinephilic TV Addict]

Not so favorite quotes:

All the banter between McKay and Carter in both 48 Hours and the Redemptions. It was awful and not funny in the least. However, McKay is definitly capable of good jokes on Atlantis now, and Carter is good for one in a while since her character isn't as sarcastic as the others.

[Hex.FTB.enabled]

Teal'c: What is an Oprah?

One of my all time favs!

Off the top of my head (sorry if I'm repeating)
Carter: (about her dad) Welcome to my life!

Urgo: I want to live, I want to experience the universe, and I wanna eat pie!

Jack: Describe for me the dress your sister wore when I took her out last week.
Daniel (in Machello): I don't have a sister Jack, and if I did, I wouldn't let you anywhere near her.

Daniel. Ok, I'm gonna fall down. *splat*

The entire scene where Jack/Teal'c/Daniel switch bodies.

Jack: Space monkey!

Jack: "Look, I'm sick of layin' around. Help me up."
Teal'c: "Dr. Fraiser believes you are not strong enough to undertake such a mission."
Jack: "Look, I'm sick of layin' around. Help me up."
(sitting up) "Yeah, whatever." (He falls flat on the floor.)
Teal'c: "Dr. Fraiser is usually correct in such matters." (He picks O'Neill up and tosses him--rather roughly--onto his face on the bed.)
Jack, face muffled by the bed: "Thank you."
Teal'c: "You are welcome, O'Neill."

[Hex.FTB.enabled]

Jack: You're so shallow.
Daniel: Oh please. Teal'c is like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Tell him how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Daniel: Oh! You see?
Jack: (to Daniel) No more beer for you.

[Zelazny]

Jack: You're so shallow.
Daniel: Oh please. Teal'c is like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Tell him how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this.
Teal'c: My depth is immaterial to this conversation.
Daniel: Oh! You see?
Jack: (to Daniel) No more beer for you.

ROTFL!! One of my favorite scenes!

A couple I can think of off the top of my head:

Atlantis
From Rising Part 2:

BECKETT: How come I never make friends like that?
MCKAY: *Eating* You need to get out more.
BECKETT: We're in another galaxy how much more out can you get?
MCKAY:*Suddenly worried* Is there Lemon in this? *Walks off*


SG-1
SPOILER SPACE for Season Eight Gemini Episode














O'NEILL: Alright, you've got our attention. Who are you?
REPLICATOR CARTER: My name is Samantha Carter.
O'NEILL: Alright, we've got a little conflict with that statement. We've already got one here.
REPLICATOR CARTER: There are two of us.
O'NEILL: If only...

[Hex.FTB.enabled]

McKay: That's not the 1st thing we tried.
Sheppard: I shot him! (look from Weir) In the leg!