Favorite/Not So Favorite Stargate Quotes !

[Ocelot]

I'm not sure if these are exactly the waay they were said in the show, but here goes...
Anise/Freya: In the future I will take precautions to make sure that I don't make you uncomfortable again...
O'Neill: Uh yeah....bye.

O'Neill: But you can fix it, right??
Carter: I don't know sir...

O'Neill: Then I kind of lost it....sir.
Hammond: Lost it?
Daniel: Lets just say that Jack made several comments about Thor's mother...

O'Neill: Well, we saved your little grey butts from the replicators!!

[uknesvuinng]

Daniel: Lets just say that Jack made several comments about Thor's mother...

It's was Freyr's mother. O'neill likes Thor too much to talk about his mother.


One of my new favorites from "Red Sky":

Sam: We may have inadvertently, totally accidently, cause a foreign element
into the K'tau Sun.
Freyr: (His eyes widen) How?

The way his eyes widen, you can just hear him thinking "Inadvertently!? How the heck do you "accidentally" screw up a sun?"

Also...

Sam: Sir, I've been thinking.
Jack: I'd be shocked if you ever stopped, Carter.

and...

Jack: I have great confidence in you, Carter. Go on back to the SGC and ...
confuse Hammond.

[Animalian]

From the Episode "Hathor":
Daniel: Hathor was the Egyptian Goddess of Fertility, Inebriety, and music.
Jack: Sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll?
Daniel: That about sums it up.

From the Episode "The First Commandment":
Daniel: *looks at the MRE* This tastes like chicken.
Sam: So?
Daniel: It's Macaroni and Cheese.

[sjaguar]

Teal'c: What is an Oprah?

[Torley]

Ha, sjaguar... one of my all-time faves too.

[Crazedwraith]

Not sure if its been mentioned already cause i havent read them all yet but I like the bit where the russian sub officer says (in russian although the subtitles if there were any dont state this), after hearing a noise in the torpedo tube:

'Maybe its one of those metal spiders out of an earlier episode."

I cant remember how I found this out either, although reading it here would be a good guess.

They didn't put sub-titles for the russian for presicely that reason. My guess is you either read it here, or heard on the director' commentary (if you have the Dvd that is)

From Crystal Skull.

Rothman: I don't think this transported Daniel anywhere.
Daniel: Thats right robert be skeptical.
Rothman I thing its a........paperweight.
Daniel: Not that skeptical.

[Liv]

If I were to list all my favorite quotes from the show, I wouldn´t be able to tear myself from my computer for... a great long while. But a couple of them are as follows:

The Fifth Race
"Um, I think the circle means 'the place of our legacy'. Or, it could be 'a piece of our leg', but the first seems to make more sense.

"But you know that meaning-of-life stuff? I think we´re going to be all right."

The First Ones
"This is, uh, nothing you need to be worried about... it´s a radio, it´s, uh, so my friends can find me... and shoot you."

"Oh, yeah, yeah, that was refreshing , thank you! I´m good for another ten miles."

Abyss

"You´re a better man than that."
"That´s where you´re wrong!" (Gets me every time).

"This is not your life we´re talking about, Jack! This is your soul!"

^^

Actually, *all* the banter between Jack and Daniel is pretty much the best dialogue ever.


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As for the not-so-great dialogue, there isn´t a lot, but the ones that spring to mind are the penis-remark (which has already been mentioned) and the "He´s a Jaffa!" - "No, but he plays one on tv!" I don´t like those lines that throws you out of the realm of believability and that line actually make me cringe.

[jenniferhailey]

Maybourne, you are an IDIOT every day of the week, why couldn't you just take one day off?

Look on the bright side Dad, you can sit around for hours cracking yourself up.



Sam and Jack have the best lines.

[TheKatGoddess]

My God, there are too many favorite quotes. But, lemme go for it.

Urgo: *Wff!*
Daniel: Woof?

Daniel: *muffled* Dis ith da beth pae I'b ever had!

Jack: And Daniel said he wanted you to go with us to make sure this works?
Daniel: I didn't say that.
Nick: Yes!
Jack: Okay!
Daniel: Nick! You're taking advantage of me!

Weir: That's the bright side?
Daniel: More of a slightly less dark side...

Jack: Daniel?
Daniel: Jack?
Jack: Whatcha doin'?

Daniel: *With Goa'uld voice* Maybe you're being a little too hard on them.
Jack: Would you turn that off?
Daniel: *still in Goa'uld voice* Sorry.

Daniel: Whatever theology he follows may be the foundation for Buddhism on Earth.
Jack: That's great, I'll be sure to call the Dalai Lama when I get back!

Jack: Oh, I don't think I know as much as you think I know!

Jack: One man's floor is another man's ceiling.
Daniel: One fool's paradise is another man's hell.
Jack: Never run with... scissors?

[Ancient 1]

What's that from??

Yea, that was a good one. I like mostly O'neill's bumbling translations. Don't have the exact quotes but here are a couple paraphrased examples:

Didn't you hear Carter? Nintendos can penetrate anything! from Crystal Skull.
And what are the affects of this tetraquatraethelmerman...gas from Foothold

[Mangor]

My favorite is from Full Circle:

Harak: "Surrender or die"
O'Neill: "What?"
Harak: "Surrender or die"
O'Neill: "I was just gonna say the exact same thing"
Harak: "O'Neill of SG-1"
O'Neill: "Hey how are you doing? You'll have to forgive me I'm terrible with names what was...?
*A shot is fired at O'neill*
Harak: "I am Harak"
O'Neill: "Congratulations failing upwerds I see"

[HaTak]

"Two fries short of a happy meal. Wacko!" WOO

Airman opens a door which smacks into Teal'c
Airman: "Oh! Sorry sir"
Teal'c: "you have said that many times. Perhaps next time I will not be so forgiving"

Next time:
Airman: "Oh! Sorry sir"
Teal'c throws Airman back into room, closes door and walks off. WOO

That was such a funny episode!

Can you remember what episode it was, it sounds pretty funny i want to see it again

[Baal_Lord]

Can you remember what episode it was, it sounds pretty funny i want to see it again

it was window of oppurtunity(sorry if spellign is wrong)

[Baal_Lord]

great line is also from abyss, read my signature

[mayorbill11]

"I have played Def-Jam Vendetta" - Teal'c

Christopher Judge did some voice work for that game.