A stupid, stupid joke

[rlr149]

[Promethius30]

What was the principal threat during SG-1 seasons 6 and 7?












A SNAKE...













...on the ASCENDED PLANE.

[runs away]

LOL
Green for you

haha awesome welcome to gateworld.


beer?

Oh mapp stop turning people in to alcoholics

[DocumentN]

1) He ascended to a higher plane of existence. Therefore he's pure energy now, meaning he's a 'parasite' no longer. He's in the exact same state as ascended humans.

2) He wasn't only on a higher plane, he was also primarily on the lower plane as he was trying to take over the galaxy.

However he was not the primary threat, it was the Jaffa warriors in their Ha'taks who were under his control that were the main threat. Take them away & he's nothing because he can't use any ascended knowledge or power in the lower planes!

Therefore, not funny in any way!

My one regret is that I did not post this myself. That said:

1) I would argue that his mind and soul are still Goa'uld, and they're the aspects that make him a threat. If you could scan his mind into a computer, I'd bet that it would be identifiable as Goa'uld.

2) Also, he wasn't "on" the ascended plane because he wasn't fully ascended. Alas, I can think of no solution to this.

3) His connection to the ascended plane plane means he can't be killed. That and his trick of possessing people are also important parts of the threat. (Which, I suppose, leads to the need for theories on why he couldn't possess Replicarter and become unstoppable. Maybe her mind was too widely distributed, or/and she had the technology to detect him.)

beer?

Is it flammable?

[Pitry]

Nevermind flammable - Mapp, if I say somethign about you do I get my name in your siggie too?

[K-9]

http://forum.gateworld.net/showthrea...23#post5762923

[Horus]

Ha!! Brillant

The sad thing about it all is none of my friends will get it. Yay for Fans.

[katTheBird]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Brilliant Joke - so bad and yet so funny

[Krisz]

Hee hee...my sort of joke! You can find more of this type of joke here for anyone who wishes to suffer further....http://forum.gateworld.net/showthrea...ght=jaffa+joke I have to warn you some of them are really bad!!!

Excellent credentials for entry to this forum..Welcome!

[any_gopher]

Everyone who attempted to explain plain/plane were all wrong.

Yes, it is the ascended "plane", as in 'plane of existence', but "plain" is not only an adjective. When referring to flat landscape with no trees, it's "plains". Example: "I live on the Kickapoo Plains". So "plane" is only a noun, while "plain", depending on the context, is a noun and an adjective.

[any_gopher]

And before anyone laughs.... I didn't make up the word "Kickapoo" lol. They're a tribe of native americans that lived in the area, and the area my town is in is called the Kickapoo Plains. *heh heh*

[Major_Griff]

He was also the main threat in S5 and 8, remember