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Vala to old man(Adira): We wouldn't dream of staeling it[the map].
Later
Vala: We have to steal it.
Sam: We are not stealing the map.
Vala(ingnoring Sam): Sneak in, under the cover of darkness.
Daniel: We somehow have to convice him our cause is vertrous(spelling).
Vala: Oh, that great! While your destracting him, the rest of us can steal it.
Sam: We are not stealing the map!
Company of Thieves
Daniel: You might want to prepare to return fire.
Marks: For the record, Im always prepared. I just have to push this button.
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Thanks for the welcome.
Another I thought of is from Reckoning part 2:
[Discovering that Jackson has been probing her mind, RepliCarter tries to disengage. Jackson catches her hand.]
Dr. Jackson: Trying to leave? Sorry. A little more time in Danny's world.
I don't know why that makes me giggle.
Of course I wouldn't mind spending some time in Danny's world.
Dolphin
Lt. Col. Cameron Mitchell:
The hard part of this team is not risking your own life, it's watching your friends take chances with theirs.
Cam: You have to open big, make everyione think its jam packed.
Vala: I love Jam
(they all stare at her)
Vala: Oh, its another play on twist in your earth lanuage.
(later when Martin walks in)
Vala: Well it certainly seems to be packed full of jam.
Company of Thieves
Daniel: You might want to prepare to return fire.
Marks: For the record, Im always prepared. I just have to push this button.
Teal`c: You have been inpragniated whitout compulation
Vala: Yes and I am absolutly terrafired have any of ever heard of anything like it?
Cam: Well ther is one....
Teal´c: Darth Vader
Jonas: You have to admit that the concept of something so innocuous as a child's toy becoming such a treat is fascinating. I mean, Replicator are not more evil than a virus. Jack: a REALLY evil virus.
From Space Race Jack: So ready for some diplomacy Teal'c. Teal'c: I'm afraid I can not go. Carter has requested me to remain here and help her. Jack: Carter? Carter:(as understanding of Tela'c's ploy surfaces in her face)
Yes, I asked him to help me. Jack:OK, see you later. Teal'c:(oafter O'neill left) Carter, I am in your debt. Carter: Indeed.
From Failsafe Jack: How do I disarm the bomb, Carter? Sam: Remove the front panel and cut the Green cable. Jack: I removed the panel, and there are a Blue, Red and Yellow cables. No Green cable. Sam: Sir, I'm reading from the instructions manual. Jack: OK, cutting the Blue cable...... cutting the red cable........ and cutting the yellow cable. Carter, I just cutted the three cables and nothing and the clock is still running. After a while Jack:How long before the bomb goes off? Daniel: The bomb is going to go off..... five minutes ago. Jack: Carter, When and if we ever make it back, remember me to complain about the very deficient design of this bomb.
From Insiders
Baal #X: I am the real Baal. Mitchell: Alright, let's go Spartacus.
From Reckoning II
Baal: Try that one. JAcob/Selmak: How could you possibly have known it would work? Baal: Gods are all-knowing. Now, that this one. Jacob/Selmak: So much for the omniscience part.
From The Siege III
Weir: How long before the puddle-jumper cloak devise can be plugged into the Atlantis Shield generator? Zelenka: Two Days. McKay: Two hours. Weir: I will take the second estimate. McKay: Two Days. Did you join the union? Zelenka: Two hours. have you lost your mind?
And finally From an episode I can't remember
Jack: The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Teal'c: Then What is the road to heaven paved with?
[The Odyssey is stuck in a time-dilation field]
Daniel: Just to be sure, how long is a-a while in our time?
Carter: I'm not exactly sure. But we have enough food and water for three months.
Vala: Three months?!
General Landry: We can ration supplies.
Vala (whispering to Daniel): I'm gonna go crazy. And I'm taking you with me.
"What makes life worth living is knowing that one day you'll wake up and find the person that makes you happier than anything in the whole world. So don't ever lose hope and give up, everything turns out okay and the good guy always wins."
CARMICHAEL (pulling the syringe out of Teal'c's chest, and looking at Jack): That's not gonna work again.
(Jack is staring aghast at what Carmichael just did.)
O'NEILL: I don't wanna see that again! I thought they were gonna be able to beat this thing.
Ronon: Looks like a door.
Rodney: [sarcastic] Yes, it is remarkably door-like.
John: MALP on a stick!
Rodney: Just, um, back out if you encounter anything problematic.
John: Problematic?
Rodney: Yeah, like poisonous atmosphere, acid atmosphere, no atmosphere… Hey, it's a MALP on a stick; only shows you so much!
Rodney: Colonel Sheppard would have already had hours to try to make it back through the portal in the time I wasted explaining the situation to Conan and Xena!
John: This is Sheppard. I'm pretty sure you can't hear me, but I don't have a volleyball to talk to, so what the hell.
John: Okay, people, I'm starting to develop some serious abandonment issues here!
Rodney: What is it with you and ascended women?!
"While God waits for his temple to be built of love, men bring stones." -Rabindranath Tagore
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