Joseph Mallozzi's Blog! (SPOILERS For All SG Shows and Dark Matter)

[Skydiver]

nah, more like COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xfkirsten]

*wonders if there was hair pulling, and the utterance of the words; "And you smell too!"*

Don't forget the cat scratching!

nah, more like COOTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great, now I'm going to be singing the "Cooties" song from Hairspray all night.

[LaCroix]

That was it, a fight. Your right that is a crock.

[Willow'sCat]

Desperate House Wives: Atlantis!

What a load of crap!

[PG15]

http://josephmallozzi.blogspot.com/

April 30

Photos: I'll let Joe tell ya:

Today’s pics: Fab director Andy Mikita looking kingly in the thorny throne from the upcoming The Seer (thorny throne compliments of equally fab Set Decorator Mark Davidson), a first go at the Reunion map, James Robbins’s proposed probe from that other episode, the possibly new and improved rail gun, Nora O’Brien drops in on John Lenic, camera-shy (and/or flash sensitive potential vampire) Director of Photography Peter Woeste.

Write-Up: Why Joe hates the Dentist (as if he really needed a reason), finishing "This Mortal Coil" rewrite, Nora O'Brien dropping by with the somewhat-better ratings for this week (he didn't say what it was), giving David Hewlett his birthday gift, and totally not "getting" David's superb rapping skills.

Questions:

Lizzyshoe writes: “ You said you're not allowed to read fanfiction for legal reasons, but what about published Stargate books (like the Fandemonium series)? Would there be similar legal dilemmas in reading these?”

Answer: No because those are the property of MGM Television.

Anonymous #1 writes: “But I was there, as where several other people who I told what was said immediately after it was said.”

Answer: So in other words you have several other people who can confirm that you told them what you claim to have heard. Okay.

Jason writes: “My question is what was the norwegian cheese Mitchell was referring to in his omlette recipe?”

Answer: Gjetost.

DM writes: “I'm making an Indie and say I wanted to hire Hewlett to act in it, or you as a script-advisor.”

Answer: You could try writing to the Bridge Studios but, in all honesty, we’ve been turning down work because we’ve been so busy with Atlantis.

Smiley Face06 writes: “ What are your favorite episdoes to write? Comedic, dark, stand-alone…”

Answer: The most satisfying are those that accomplish all three.

Roxanne writes: “So, are the writers in the process of writing scripts for the back half of season 4, or are you still pitching ideas around?”

Answer: Yup.

Nik of lala land writes: “Who came up with "If you immediately know the candlelight is fire then the meal was coked a long time ago"?”

Answer: Blame Robert Cooper.

Namiko writes: “Could you confirm a rumor I heard coming from you-know-who's mouth about some actor at such-and-such a place? Thanks loads.”

Answer: Yup, it’s true!

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For cryin' out loud; I don't read all of Joe's comments but do these Anonyma-holes actually say what the rumor was? Like, ever?!

[Skydiver]

i wonder what the plural of anonymous is

anonymice?

[the dancer of spaz]

Um, I can confirm the rumor that's going around, guys. Because I was there. In Vancouver. On the set. One of TPTB (I won't say who) and I were chatting it up when it started. Filmed the whole thing, too. It'll be on youtube in a couple of days, so keep an eye out for it.

But seriously? David Hewlett's rapping skills are pretty sick. He needs some bling and dancers, and he's good to go.



Ah jeez. Seriously folks? I've never stepped foot in Vancouver - or any other part of Canada - in my life. You're killin' me!

[PG15]

I wouldn't put that up if I were you; it'll serve no other purpose than to rile up the fanbase even more.

Or it'll show that it wasn't anything big, I don't know. Either way, something tells me I'm going to be posting a lot in the coming days...

[Nightspore]

I wouldn't put that up if I were you; it'll serve no other purpose than to rile up the fanbase even more.

Or it'll show that it wasn't anything big, I don't know. Either way, something tells me I'm going to be posting a lot in the coming days...

I think Spaz had her tongue in her cheek; pulling one's leg; making fun of the whole thing; just goofing about.

[ShadowMaat]

Filmed the whole thing, too. It'll be on youtube in a couple of days, so keep an eye out for it.

Even I don't hate the show/fandom that much, yo.

[PG15]

I think Spaz had her tongue in her cheek; pulling one's leg; making fun of the whole thing; just goofing about.

But there was no smilie!

We'll see what happens. Goodness knows I trust spaz more than some anonymess on Joe's blog.

[the dancer of spaz]

I think Spaz had her tongue in her cheek; pulling one's leg; making fun of the whole thing; just goofing about.

In case there is any ambiguity, I was joking. Perhaps I should've used a smiley?

ETA: LOL, PG, I'm so adding smilies to my post!

Even I don't hate the show/fandom that much, yo.

Haha, there's nothing wrong with giving people something to look for.

[smurf]

i wonder what the plural of anonymous is

Delusion - a delusion of anonymous.

Or possibly, an illusion...

[smurf]

In case there is any ambiguity, I was joking. Perhaps I should've used a smiley?

ETA: LOL, PG, I'm so adding smilies to my post!



Haha, there's nothing wrong with giving people something to look for.

Awwww. I was looking forward to that.

[PG15]

Phew...