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    July 8, 2014

    Photos: The Bridge Studios, Janet's dog, Mike Banas, chocolate, boxes, Pathfinder Tales book series, office supplies


    Well, this takes me back. On Monday, we kicked off the writers’ room for my new scifi series. Even though the show will be produced in Toronto, most (if not all) of the pitching, spinning, breaking, outlining, writing, and rewriting will be done here in Vancouver. And I couldn’t think of a better place for us to convene – or in this case, reconvene – than our old Stargate stomping grounds at The Bridge Studios. Alas, our former offices are now occupied by a production called Monster Trucks (sic?), but that’s okay because all we really need is the boardroom – once the scene of all of our Stargate prep meetings, now, for the month of July, the place where we’ll be coming up with 12 (only 12 because the pilot has already been written) thrilling SF ship-based stories! Ah, just like old times.

    Some photos from our first two days...

    Janet’s dog is still coming into work with her at the downstairs Administration Offices. Stylin’ in in those red booties. Dogs love ‘em!

    Well, if it isn’t Stargate ace editor Mike Banas P.I., working on his own super-secret project, just a couple of doors down.

    As is customary whenever one of my writers’ room assembles, I brought chocolate.

    Akemi included a few nougats with a very special message for us hardworking writer-producers.

    I returned to discover the office had been holding a bunch of boxes for me…for three years! All free books from publishers and all....

    From the same book series which, I believe, is based on a game? Anyone?

    Also awaiting us: a box of office supplies. But, at the end of the day, all we really needed was a whiteboard, markers (blue is always a favorite!), a dry eraser, and board spray (which wasn’t included so Paul will have to pick some up on his way in tomorrow).

    We spent Monday discussing “the big picture”: our world, first season arc, character backstories and arcs, spaceships, transfer stations, faster than light travel, weaponry, and technology. Today, we finally started breaking and, by afternoon’s end, had our first (actually second) story. 1 down, 11 to go!

    Would love to tell you all about the show (specifically, what it’s about) but I’ll have to defer to our broadcast partners for the official announcement that, if I’m right, will be made to coincide with Comic Con in a couple of weeks.

    As we left the offices for the day, one of my fellow writers summed up the experience thusly: “It’s nice to be arguing about robots with you guys again.”
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      July 9, 2014

      Photos: Ruby, Kerry McCarthy, Saoirse


      Whew! Despite the pessimism of one nameless writer, we managed to finish breaking our second story in as many days, setting a torrid pace that should see us hit the mid-season(ish) mark by week’s end. Could we actually have all 13 of our stories by end of next week?!

      Not a chance. That opening three-parter has become an action-packed two-parter while one of our off-world stories has been turfed in favor of…well, I’m not sure what at this time. Hopefully, another off-world story! But the point is we now have two story holes to fill – which isn’t too bad considering we already have ideas for 8 of the remaining 10 slots.

      I’m very happy with the three episodes (one script and two beat outlines) we have in place and have no doubt you’ll love ‘em too. They’re a lot of fun with plenty of action, adventure, humor, and scfi goodness. But, above all, it’s all about the characters. If there’s one thing I learned from Stargate, it’s that audiences may initially tune in for the series, but they keep coming back for the characters. And, oh, do we have some great characters in this one. Casting, once we eventually get around to it later this year, is going to be a blast.

      In addition to the dark chocolate I brought for the room, we were inspired by a few visitors today: editor Mike Banas (who dropped in for said dark chocolate), his gal Ruby -

      And our former Stargate colleague, Kerry McCarthy (formerly Kerry McDowell, formerly Kerri McDowell) who brought along her five month old daughter, Saoirse -

      We all took a break to watch the world cup semi-final shootout between Argentina and the Netherlands, then returned to work on our outline. At which point Saoirse bumped on the third act character motivations and called bull**** on our fourth act break at which point we had to ask her and mom to leave. But it was nice seeing them nonetheless.

      I’m exhausted (Jelly had me up at 5 this morning), so it’s an early night for me. And tomorrow, we’re right back at it. We’ve got a big two-parter to bang out!
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        July 10, 2014

        Videos: Emmy nominees - Best Commercial


        Well, I’m glad you asked – and yes, it IS a category. The nominees are:

        Apple – “Misunderstood”

        Budweiser – “Heroes Welcome”

        Budweiser – “Puppy Love”

        General Electric – “Childlike Imagination”

        Nike – “Possibilities”

        So, which one are you voting for?
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          July 11, 2014

          Photos: The Bridge Studio’s recycling system, sexcereal


          Our writers’ room wrapped up its first week by knocking completing its fourth story in as many days: tease, five acts, and, because you demanded it (and, frankly, I recall how much you wanted them back in the Atlantis days), a tag. I’m very happy with the first five episodes. As one nameless writer (let’s call him Ramone Kluegelhopf) put it: “They MOVE!”. Oh, that they do. We’ll take the weekend to decompress and then, next week, we’re back at it. I think we’ll take a few days to look over what we got so far, discuss the various arcs, nail down the remaining premises (making sure each of our characters has their opportunity to shine and suffer) and then we’ll resume spinning again. We were aiming to have 10 of our 13 episode first season broken by end of July but, at this pace, it’s looking like we’ll have all 13 stories heading into August, a.k.a. Writing Month!

          September will also be Writing Month II + a side order of Japan as I pull up my annual culinary pilgrimage to Tokyo to accommodate series prep. We’ve already started discussions on production design (ships, space stations, etc.), visual effects, and locations (I think we got us a space freighter!) and, by the time we make the move to Toronto on November, constructions will have already begun on our sets. I will, of course, spend the first two weeks sleeping in the crew’s quarters and eating in the ship’s mess (maybe even performing an EVA to disable the long range sensors) to really get in the mood in the build-up to principal photography.

          It also sounds very involved and complicated but, really, a week into The Bridge Studio’s elaborate recycling system, I’m up for anything:

          Their plastic bodies are soft but their bottoms and caps are mighty hard. So where do the empty plastic bottles go?

          Trick question! They go in the bottle bin at the bottom left. The bin at the right is for cadaver bones.

          Oh, and speaking of being up for anything, I came across this interesting option in the cereal aisle of my local supermarket:

          I’m going to go ahead and call this one a “niche product”.
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            July 12, 2014

            Video: The Onion Reviews 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes'

            Photos: The World Cup Flopping Rankings, Why Humanity Is Doomed, Steven Spielberg


            As we head into the World Cup Final, news you need to know: The World Cup Flopping Rankings!

            http://online.wsj.com/articles/the-w...ing-1403660175

            And this: http://screamer.deadspin.com/the-wor...ace-1603619746

            Uh oh. Blogger fined for writing negative review: http://eater.com/archives/2014/07/11...ant-review.php. All I’ve got to say is you better LOVE my new show when it airs next summer. I’m extremely litigious!

            Reboot Fever! Catch it!

            Via Buzzfeed: 33 Reasons Why Humanity Is Doomed: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/were-all-screwed

            http://www.themarysue.com/facebook-s...g-triceratops/
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              July 13, 2014

              Photos: Kitsilano Day Festival, ribs, yogurt, Joe Mallozzi, blueberries, Bubba, Su, Lulu, blueberry dog biscuits


              Food Truck Alley at the Kitsilano Day Festival.

              The French have foie gras, Americans have hot dogs, and we Canadians have the the beavertail.

              Working the takoyaki stand. This would have been my summer job had my show not been green lit.

              An obviously inebriated Grimace is escorted off the premises. Akemi: “I don’t like that purple one. Looks very dusty.”

              The Market Meats team dish up lunch.

              Mighty awesome ribs.

              I’m onboard the frozen yogurt train – 15 years later.

              Organic supermarket blueberries are better than regular supermarket blueberries. And organic farmer’s market blueberries are better than organic supermarket blueberries. BUT organic blueberries from the Angel Organic Blueberry Farm are THE BEST blueberries of all. Just call them up and they’ll deliver right to your door!

              Seriously. You won’t find better blueberries. Anywhere.

              Bubba joins us for a visit to the farmer’s market.

              I challenged him to touch his tongue to the tip of his nose.

              My old high school buddy, Cas, is in town with his girlfriend, Su. She and Lulu have really hit it off. I’ve paired them in my new “SuLu” fanfic.

              Meanwhile, Akemi works on some blueberry dog biscuits.

              Finished Gillian Flynn’s Gone Girl (highly recommended!), and even managed to get some work done as well. Tomorrow, we begin discussing episodes #6-#13!
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                July 14, 2014

                Video: Grey Poupon commercial


                Hey, it’s been a while since I’ve done one of these! Time to answer your hard-hitting questions...

                Airelle writes: “What did you do with all the blueberries??”

                Answer: I set aside a containerful for my houseguests, then froze the rest. I’ll use them in my breakfast shakes.

                Tam Dixon writes: “That picture with Lulu & Su is priceless! I suppose Su isn’t used to pets?”

                Answer: She doesn’t have a pet, but she would LOVE a french bulldog. I suspect Lulu knows this and has cranked up the cuteness to 11.

                Fagate writes: “OK, you are finally working like us ordinary people.”

                Answer: With the added bonus of arguing over subspace communications. Or do you do that as well?

                Fagate also writes: “Now, should we already begin to worry about the poor doctor member of the crew of your soon to be sci-fi series…will he die? Of course. The only problem is when!!”

                Answer: To ensure we don’t fall back on old patterns, we have elected not to have a doctor on board the ship.

                David Knowles writes: “Probably to much to hope it a Star Trek series, so here hoping it a show base on your dark matter comic book series or perhaps something entirely unexpected MGM getting it act together and commissioning a new Stargate show.

                Answer: Star Trek? No, they’ve already got that covered. And MGM has Stargate covered as well with the planned reboot. Sadly, I don’t think we’ll be seeing a new Stargate series for quite some time.

                Gary Ansorge writes: “i doubt feeding a dog blueberries is really all that good for them,,,”

                Answer: Oh, Akemi did the research. They’re fine in moderation, providing the same antioxidants, fiber and phytochemicals we humans benefit from when we eat them.

                dasndanger writes: “I had a dream about you last night, Joey. You gave me your phone number, then when I tried to call you never answered, and when you finally did answer you told me not to call! Then why did you give me your number?! Anyway, we decided it was best to keep our communication confined to the inter webs. The dream made me feel sad and rejected. Big meanie.”

                Answer: Well, that’s altogether bizarre because, as everyone knows, not only do I happily give out my phone number to anyone who will take it, I have also been known to foster needy Stargate fans as well.

                Ponytail writes: “In that first picture up there, Akemi looks a little pregnant.”

                Answer: It’s a sweatshirt with a pocket in the front for storing things. No, not pregnant. But I’ll pass along your well-wishes.

                kabra writes: “Did I read somewhere here that you got a green light on one of your projects!!!??? “

                Answer: Yep, it’s true. We’re back at it – pitching, spinning, breaking and writing. Soon prepping. Eventually, producing.

                Tam Dixon writes: “Is Jelly sleeping later than 5?”

                Answer: Yes. She does a little melatonin before bedtime and now sleeps through the night. Previously, she would wake up at all hours and cry. I’d have to lay my hand on her back and she would eventually doze off. And then be up at the crack of dawn!

                Mark writes: “I just rewatched the Vegas episode of Stargate: Atlantis and there is one question burning me up. Did the Sheppard of that reality die in the dessert or was he just passed out and later rescued?”

                Answer: Depends. What do YOU think happened? Did he die? Did the ambulance get there in the nick of time and save his life? Did the ambulance get there in the nick of time but accidentally park on him when they arrived on the scene? There are as many possibilities as there are alternate universes!

                Tam Dixon writes: “Is it normal for a show to have that many scripts done so fast?”

                Answer: No. Which is why you have a lot of shows that start off strong and then peter out as the season progresses, the result of productions scrambling to produce last minute scripts in order to make their delivery dates. This extra lead time is a great (and greatly appreciated) luxury that will allow us to plot a season full of set-ups and payoffs. No making it up as we go along. We can introduce all sorts clues, foreshadow, develop some terrific twists and turns, all enroute to our shocking finale.

                Tam Dixon writes: “How was “The Lost Fleet”?”

                Answer: It was fine. Reminiscent of David Weber’s Honor Harrington series although the characters aren’t as well drawn.

                Duptiang writes: “Q: Has the book of the month club adjourned for the Summer? I might have missed something.”

                Answer: Yep, we’re adjourned for the time being.

                Duptiang also writes: “.Q: if the ship is using a form of elector magnetic radiation for the sensors how can it detect something going the speed of light or near in time.”

                Answer: It’s not, so FTL travel isn’t an issue. Instead of sensors, the crew will simply rely on their intuitions.

                Duptiang also writes: “So will your ships have W.C.s? “

                Answer: Uh…depends. What are W.C.’s? World Cups? Water Closets? I’m going to say no.

                I leave you with this awesome Grey Poupon commercial:
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                  July 15, 2014

                  Video: Making Cheesesteaks with Joe

                  Photo: Female Thor


                  I knew it! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/gre...ectricity.html

                  http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...-is-now-woman/ On the one hand, it makes a hell of a lot more sense than Thor Girl. On the other, I’m sure hugely disappointing for fans of the existing incarnation.

                  Making Cheesesteaks with Joe. God Bless America!

                  Glass holes abound: http://nypost.com/2014/07/14/is-goog...-plain-creepy/

                  Three hanky alert! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000063

                  Today’s entry is dedicated to blog regular gforce.
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                    July 16, 2014

                    Photos: Rodney McKay, Martin Gero, Carl Binder, Ronon Dex, Todd, SGA's Sunday, Richard Woolsey, Alan McCullough, San Diego Comic Con, SGA's Enemy at the Gate


                    Stargate: Atlantis premiered ten years ago today. I’m celebrating with a look back at my Top 10 favorite SGA memories.

                    In no particular order…

                    #10. RODNEY MAKES THE CUT. BUT JUST BARELY!

                    Production on the new Stargate spinoff was fast-approaching, but we were scrambling to cast one crucial role: the part of the intrepid, dedicated team doctor. Multiple auditions yielded no suitable candidates and the producers were at a loss until… Robert Cooper suggested a different tact. Instead of casting a new character, why not bring in an established one – namely, Dr. Rodney McKay who had already put in a couple of appearances on Stargate: SG-1? To say that this last minute switch “worked out quite nicely” would be an enormous understatement. Could you imagine Atlantis without him?

                    #9. ENTER GOLDEN BOY MARTIN GERO

                    Faced with the prospect of 40 episodes of television a season, we sought out new talent for the writers’ room. Enter young Martin Gero who proved himself with his first script, Childhood’s End – and then went on to become the most prolific writer on the show.

                    #8. ENTER CARL BINDER

                    Later in SGA’s first season, we added one more writer to the room, a veteran of Punky Brewster with a penchant for schnitzel and off-colour humor. He proved himself with his first script, Before I Sleep – and then went on to become the most prolific writer of ghost-themed episodes on the show.

                    #7. ENTER RONON

                    The show saw several cast changes over the course of its five year run, but perhaps none quite as significant as the introduction of the rough and ready Satedan, Ronon. A great onscreen presence, Jason Momoa was also a hell of a lot of fun to work with.

                    #6. INTRODUCING…TODD THE WRAITH

                    There’s nothing I enjoy more than an interesting, multi-layered villain and, while the show had them in bunches, none (in my humble opinion) matched the depth and color of Todd the Wraith, a soul-sucking alien with a devilish sense of humor.

                    #5. GOODBYE, CARSON

                    This one rivals the closing moments of SG-1?s Meridian as one of the most touching scenes of the franchise. Rodney says goodbye to his friend who fades away to close the episode and Carson’s story…for a little while anyway.

                    #4. WOOLSEY IN CHARGE

                    I loved Richard Woolsey’s evolution from pencil-pushing bureaucrat to principled suit, so when Amanda Tapping’s departure opened up the position of Expedition Commander, the first name that came to mind was: Bob Picardo. I called him up, made him the offer and we closed the deal that afternoon. One of my favorite characters to write for.

                    #3. BEHIND THE SCENES FUN

                    It’s hard to pick one moment among the countless great ones I enjoyed as a member of the Atlantis writing team. Amid all the story sessions, script notes, cut screenings and mixes, there was much hilarity. More often than not, it involved Carl being “tricked” into eating something awful (https://josephmallozzi.wordpress.com...8/june-7-2007/).

                    #2. MY FIRST SAN DIEGO COMIC CON

                    Meeting 5000 Stargate fans – simultaneously.

                    #1. ALL GOOD THINGS….

                    Although it wasn’t planned as a series finale, the show’s last episode served nicely as a nice send-off, wrapping up existing storylines yet leaving the door open for further adventures. The final group shot on the balcony overlooking San Francisco Bay was an emotional one for all. We’d had five great years – but, dammit, we could have had so many more!
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                      July 17, 2014

                      Photos E.T., Friends, Star Trek: TNG, The Goonies, The Big Bang Theory, Avatar, The West Wing, Star Trek (reboot), Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, Ferris Bueller's day off


                      I say “surprising” because, whenever I mention I haven’t seen or watched one of the following, I am always met with equal parts distress, dismay, and disbelief:

                      10. E.T.

                      9. FRIENDS

                      8. STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION

                      7. THE GOONIES

                      6. THE BIG BANG THEORY

                      5. AVATAR

                      4. THE WEST WING

                      3. STAR TREK (reboot)

                      2. STAR WARS EPISODE 1: THE PHANTOM MENAE

                      1. FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF
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                        July 18, 2014


                        The thing I miss most about my days on Stargate is the writers’ room: the camaraderie, the laughs, the heated discussions and, every so often, the occasional creative accomplishments. Don’t get me wrong. It was hard, sometimes frustrating work but, when all was said and done, they were productive sessions that generated some great television. And fun times. We were lucky. A successful writers’ room has as much to do with talent as it does personality. Being good at what you do is important, but so is getting along with others. And, in the case of Stargate, we were fortunate in that respect. We didn’t always agree, but we got along and, in the end, I like to think it showed in the shows we produced – while I was there, some 340 hours of television.

                        BUT while the writers’ room can offer exhilarating highs, it can also mete out crushing lows. In the case of the former, take last week’s creative output for example. We ended up breaking an episode a day, a blistering pace that is not only impressive but almost unheard of in most rooms. On the flip side, you need look no further than today’s disappointing gathering that wasn’t just unproductive but actually counter-productive in that the basic story we agreed had merit last night suddenly evaporated over the course of the morning, leaving us with NO story heading into the weekend.

                        Yep, it can be damn frustrating, but it DOES happen. And the reasons why it happens are the following:

                        1. The story is deemed too similar to something that has come before.

                        This is a tough one because, if you look harder enough, anything can be deemed similar to something that has come before – especially when you’re talking about science fiction. The Purge was an episode of the original Star Trek series, but that didn’t keep it from making $64 million. Elysium was another movie with similarities to an old Star Trek episode. It made $93 million. Hell, South Park even did in an episode called “Simpsons Already Did It!” in which we are reminded that, just like science fiction, the world animation is fraught with the dangers of unintended imitation.

                        Closer to home, one of our very first episodes of Stargate: SG-1, “Window of Opportunity”, was unabashedly inspired by the movie Groundhog Day, but that didn’t stop us from producing what turned out to be one of the franchise’s most beloved episodes. And, in the end, the admitted similarities to Groundhog Day, while enormously entertaining, were less important than how OUR characters responded to them.

                        So, yes, stories involving time loops and bleak alternate realities and emotional robots have been done before. But that doesn’t mean they can’t be done again – so long as you can make them unique to the world and characters you have created.

                        2. Logic issues.

                        Even in the far-out world of science “fiction”, you must operate within established parameters. A theoretical FTL drive wouldn’t work that way. You can’t perform an EVA without a space suit. Difficult to argue against these.

                        3. Suspect character motivations.

                        This one’s a little tricky because it often comes down to a matter of opinion. “I don’t believe this character would do that.” can be neatly countered with: “Well, I do.” Sure, there are instances where certain actions would be completely out of character – but in these instances, you’re presumably dealing with an idea from a writer who doesn’t know the show. For the most part, character motivations come down to proper set up. Would mercenary Character X risk his life for the robot? At first blush, probably not. But what if the robot just saved his life – AND holds the key to solving the shipboard mystery that could pay off handsomely? Then, maybe he just might.

                        4. Bias

                        Yes, it happens. Sometimes, someone just doesn’t like the story or is grouchy and in a combative mood – in which case they’ll attempt to argue #1-3.

                        Two of the best writers I’ve ever worked with were Brad Wright and Robert Cooper who had two very different approaches in the room. Brad always excelled at pinpointing the heart of the story and finding a way to make it work. To him, the bells and whistles were less important than the emotional crux of the narrative (ie. how it affected our characters on a personal level). Once he could identify that, he would work tirelessly to build a great episode. Robert, on the other hand, was a straight shooter who never shied away from telling you what he felt wasn’t working – BUT, invariably, ALWAYS offered alternative solutions. No one could spin ideas like Rob.

                        All this to say I miss those guys and could have really used their expertise today.

                        No story brainstorming for me this weekend. I’m taking a break to revise the pilot and put together overviews of our first six episodes covering synopses and production requirements (sets, locations, significant props, and visual effects) for each. It’s all preliminary but it’s designed to ensure we’re all on the same page moving forward. And, hopefully, steers them in the proper creative direction as we head into prep. After all, we’ve got a spaceship to build!
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                          July 19, 2014

                          Photos: Paul Mullie, Cas Anvar, Joe Mallozzi, Su, Akemi, Gelato Master James Coleridge, space suits


                          To those asking: Yes, you’ll be able to watch my new show when it premieres in 2015. Unless you live on the moon of course. Which, I suspect, some of you do. But fear not. I’m sure they’ll have found a way to stream it to your base by then.

                          Today, I finished a revision of the pilot episode – and spent my last full day with my old high school buddy, Cas, and his lovely girlfriend Su. He’s here shooting a few days on a series and she was here for a photo shoot. Also, both were here to spend quality time with Akemi and the dogs. And eat A LOT.

                          Last night, we got together with my writing partner, Paul, for dinner and drinks. Oh, and I got to practice my phoney photo laugh. Look at how much fun I’m having! Pictured from left to right: Paul, Cas, and me – or, as as we used to be known in the old D&D days Kato the Monk, Altov the Druid, and Delfoss the goblin thief.

                          Su and Cas took us out for dinner. As is customary when I’m being treated, I ate to bursting, then stuffed my plastic wrap-lined pockets with the leftovers.

                          We stopped off at this little corner bakery that makes these delicious coffee buns that, quite frankly, taste like uber-light pancakes (http://papparoti.ca).

                          Last night, we visited Bella Gelateria for the best gelato in the world. And a cup of strawberries. Pictured above, Akemi and Gelato Master James Coleridge.

                          Space suits. Who’s up for a little EVA?

                          My writing partner, Paul. That’s who!
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                            July 20, 2014

                            Photos: Expensive fruit


                            Tired of the same old apples and bananas? Looking to top your corn flakes with something really special? Well, cash in that 401k and fly on over to Japan to sample these unique fruit:

                            YUBARI KING MELONS

                            A hybrid of two cantaloupes (Earl’s Favorite and Burpee’s Spicy), the Yubari King Melon hails from Hokkaido, Japan where they are grown in special greenhouses, each fruit (one to a vine – the rest are pruned) is outfitted with a special hat to guard them from the sun. They are usually sold in pairs but you can snag a single for a mere $100.

                            RUBY ROMAN GRAPES

                            Grown in Ishikawa prefecture, these ping-pong-sized grapes are sold under strict conditions. Each must weigh over 20 grams and have a sugar content of over 18%. Instead of splurging on a bunch, start with a solitary grape – that will set you back about $250.

                            EGG OF THE SUN MANGOES

                            Earlier this year, a pair of these prized mangoes sold for a record $3000 at auction and then were promptly airlifted from Miyazaki in southern Japan to a department store in Fukoaka where they went on sale. The average person can pick up one of these mangoes – that must weigh in at a minimum 350 grams and possess a sugar content of over 15% – for about $50.

                            DEKOPON

                            These orange/mandarin hybrids were only available in Japan until several years ago. They are grown in large greenhouses and then left to sit for 20-40 days after harvesting to mellow their citric character while allowing their sweetness to build. A half dozen will set you back about $80.

                            SEKAI-ICHI APPLES

                            Sekai-Ichi Apples translates to “World’s Best Apples”. They are pollinated by hand and washed with honey. In comparison to the other fruit on this list, a single apple is a steal at a little over $20.

                            SQUARE WATERMELON

                            Grown in tempered glass boxes to ensure their perfectly cubic form, they are incredibly practical: easily stackable and an easy fit for small Japanese refrigerators. Recent alternate versions include heart-shaped and pyramid varieties. Get your own for $200 a pop.

                            DENSUKE BLACK WATERMELON

                            Also grown in Hokkaido where a mere 100 are farmed each year, they are renown for their crispness and sweetness. They go for as much as $5000 but, if you’re lucky, you may be able to find one at your local Sembikya fruit store for the rock bottom price of $200.

                            WHITE STRAWBERRIES

                            Referred to as “Hatsukoi no kaori” (Scent of First Love), these beautiful strawberries are possessed of a high sugar content and run about $5 each.

                            HONOKA STRAWBERRIES

                            Or, you can settle for a box of plump red strawberries from Saga, Japan. Get your friends to chip in and pick up a box for $30.

                            These $6 bananas weigh in at a hefty 200 grams and come packaged with serial numbers in their own special boxes.

                            $40 will get you one of these luscious, premium peaches grown in Okayama Prefecture in western Japan (a.k.a. The Land of Sunshine).
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                              July 21, 2014

                              Photo: The Lost Tribe suit


                              Hurrah! The writers’ room is back on track! Today, we tackled episode 7 and, while it was touch and go in the early goings, we did manage to finish breaking the entire story (tease, five acts, and a tag, natch), this despite a sluggish morning, an impromptu visit from an old friend and colleague, and a severe allergic reaction to something one of us ate (the suspects included improperly prepared chicken, brie, and the peanut butter-penicillin cookies I brought in). I’m very pleased because, with this story in place, we have a spotlight episode for each of our crew members.

                              Next up is a tricky episode – but, if we can hammer it out #8 by Wednesday, I’m confident it’ll be smooooooooooooth sailing through the blustery #9 and the late season two parter before we hit our presently bare bones penultimate episode.

                              We wrap the room at the end of July and then, while they start designing ships and space stations in Toronto, I’ll be writing here in Vancouver. I’m aiming to complete two scripts in August and another two in October (with time for a trip to L.A. next month and ten days in Japan in September). Then, in November, I’m Toronto-bound where I’ll oversee set construction, casting, and the purchase of big down-filled coats.

                              So, who of you picked up those nifty Lost Tribe suits at auction?

                              BTW – Just started Joe Abercrombie’s new book last night, Half A King, and it is brilliant. If you’re looking to splurge on a hardcover, this is the one to pick up.


                              Mini mailbag:

                              Bailey writes: Oh and here’s a random bit of analysis of why SGA went off the air in a discussion of today’s slash fandoms: [...] “In other words, since the fanbase was too middle-aged, too female, and too prone to writing slashfic, the whole show had to go.””

                              Answer: “too prone to writing slashfic”? Stargate Producer #1: “Forget that director’s cut! We’ve got more pressing matters to discuss! Gater1472 has written a story pairing Beckett and Zelenka!”

                              Deni writes: “How many of these have you had, Joey?”

                              Answer: I’ve sampled a few – thanks to the generosity and impeccable customer service of The Imperial Hotel. Some seven years ago, on my first trip to Tokyo, my ex and I walked around for an afternoon and then returned to our hotel room where we placed a recent purchase (a $12 apple) in the refrigerator. We went out for another stroll and, when we returned, we found an enormous fruit basket awaiting us with a note that read: “The chambermaid dropped your apple on the floor while cleaning the refrigerator. Please accept this fruit basket in apology.” Not sure how much it cost but I’m sure it was at least $300. And it contained the best melon, strawberries and apples I’ve ever eaten. The bananas were alright.

                              Sylvia writes: “WHEN will you be able to tell us about the tease for the reason you are building a spaceship, freighter, space suits…??”

                              Answer: Apparently, as soon as all of the contracts have been signed.

                              NarellefromAus writes: “Recommended reading? I’ll check out your recommendations in your side bar but is there anything that is a must read? “

                              Answer: The sidebar is a pretty good list of recent reads I heartily recommend. Tops of that list = Gone Girl, The Glass Castle, and We Are Completely Beside Ourselves.
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                                July 22, 2014

                                Photo: Sci Fi ships


                                Another day down, another story done. That makes 8 out of our 13 first season episodes broken in less than three weeks. I feared today’s episode would prove tricky, but I got in early this morning and hashed out a rough outline. My writing partner, Paul (aka Captain Logic) had surprisingly few problems in the early going and we positively breezed through the first three acts. “Wow,”he marveled. “We’re moving quickly!” “Sure,”I said, “but I’m sure that we’ll eventually come to that sticking point.” And we eventually did, sometime after lunch and somewhere in the fourth act – but, thankfully, it wasn’t one of those “Let’s sleep on it” bumps. We talked it through, came up with some great scenes, and completed our beat sheet in record time. Sadly, not quite fast enough for us to roll right into episode 9, but still.

                                Today, we also received some early concept designs. I love this part of my job: weighing in on space ships. We had a choice of five sketched variations and then three color models. They were all terrific, but Paul and I preferred #2. I’m not a big fan of winged ships in general, but I do love armaments: gun turrets, plasma cannons, etc. This ship should be bad-ass, retrofitted with all sorts of illegal weaponry, and Bart’s first pass is a huge step in that direction. Very exciting.

                                While considering the different looks, I hopped online to do a little research and came across this interesting rundown of The Top 75 Spaceships in Movies and TV. A pretty solid list – but Stargate: Universe’s Destiny is conspicuously absent. Given the fact that this list was published back in July of 2009, however, I’m willing to cut the gang at Den of Geek some slack:

                                http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/2865...html#indexmain

                                SFX came up with their own list, this of The top 51 Sci-Fi Spaceships where Stargate is well-represented:

                                http://www.sfx.co.uk/2012/12/02/top-...fi-spaceships/

                                And if you’re wondering how they all compare, check out this chart by Dirk Loechel comparing vessels from various SF worlds. Damn impressive!

                                http://dirkloechel.deviantart.com/ar...hips-398790051

                                So many terrific designs. Which are YOUR favorites?
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