Why are there no monkeys in Stargate?

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Hey dudes
I've seen every episode of SG-1 and Atlantis so far and......

Why are there no monkeys?

Every other show has monkeys in some form or another....

[kiwigater]

Seriously?
SG1 gets cancelled, the forum implodes and you seriously want to discuss why there aren't any monkeys in the show??

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Seriously?
SG1 gets cancelled, the forum implodes and you seriously want to discuss why there aren't any monkeys in the show??

Hey, that's probably why it got cancelled.

[psumetguy2008]

I'm surprised there haven't been rabid monkeys that organize killing sprees in a cave in Zimbabwe with future plans to hijack an X-303 and crash it into the white house considering Sci-Fi is (was) the home for this show.

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

I'm surprised there haven't been rabid monkeys that organize killing sprees in a cave in Zimbabwe with future plans to hijack an X-303 and crash it into the white house considering Sci-Fi is (was) the home for this show.

Valid point

[kiwigater]

Sorry, excellent point - altho let's keep the OT clutter in this part of the forum to a minimum We have enough issues trying to get things remotely organised in here as it is without the rabid monkeys escaping the thread...

(altho I do reserve the right to get really techity cos of the billion reported posts and hundreds of identical threads that require merging )

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Perhaps one of the Goa'uld had a monkey for a host?

[Poseidon]

Look behind you a 3 headed monkey!!!

Thats for all you monkey island fans out there!!

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Look behind you a 3 headed monkey!!!

Thats for all you momkey island fans out there!!

SG-1 should visit Skull Island that is ruled over by the evil system lord, Le Chuck!

[Morbo]

I tend to agree with this.

You can't go wrong with monkeys.

Pray for Mojo.

[Poseidon]

Maybe a monkey as a new SG-1 team member!! Imagine T'ealc with a monkey on his back going through the gate!!

Imagine the briefings!!

[The Signal]

Clearly none of you remember Jack's old nickname for Daniel

[Admiral Mappalazarou]

Clearly none of you remember Jack's old nickname for Daniel

Dr Jackson? Or you mean if the movie? Because I don't really count the movie as SG-1, dude.

[xxmynameismikexx]

i also think we need to get some monkeys thru the stargate we can breed endangered speices on safe other worlds. we cud put some goa'uld snakes in a anaconda, and have cool tigers! other worlds might pay lots tech or minerals anything they have and we dont for some new types of animals they dont have and we do. like cows, sheep, elethants, even cats and dogs

if stargate was real ya know it wud happen, i recon the tollen would gave us some kinda tech maybe some sheilds or summit for some cute furry animals of some sort

[Poseidon]

Lol snakes on a snake!

snakes on a gate?