whats your favorite Jack one liner?

[sueKay]

Dunno if these one has been said...

Eunuchs (sp) as in...snippety doo dah? Sweet

So help me if I wake up and I'm singin' soprano

[SqueeG-1]

I distinctly remember sitting here, listening to Carter prattle on about solar activity and a... corona... something.
(Funny how "corona" is also a beer - hmmmm.)

[SqueeG-1]

Cronus gave us his ship, and ....he got what was coming to him.

[AGateFan]

It's a "blast door"

Jack: Do you read The Bible, Teal'c?
Teal'c: It is a signigicant part of your culture. Have you not read The Bible, O'Neill?
Jack: Of course... Actually I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.

Teal'c, look scary and take point.

I could've sworn that was an asprin i took this morning

Jack O'Neill: Daniel and Teal'c say 'hi'. They're planning a big shindig for you when you're back up and around. There's talk of cake.

Kind of a ring thing- comes with a dialer. You hit the symbols, it spins around, the lights come on. and it flushes sideways

[Seshat]

My very favorite Jack one-liner is from Full Circle:

O'NEILL: "Well spank me rosy!"

[SG1Poz]

Favorite one liner? See my sig below

[PG15]

"I expect to be included in your will"
"Already in it sir"
"Ok, that's...weird."

And the one in my sig.

[SG-1ssm]

I like this one (ok, its more then one line)

"If you don't do what they want, they'll kill you. If you don't do what we want, we'll let 'em"

-O'Neill to Kinsy

[Thor of The Asgard]

whan ever jack sees an alien technology he says:

is it a big honcking space gun??!

oh and whan he heared that thor has a new clone body he says:

that just never gets old does it?

[colonel O'Neill]

"How is a needle in my ass going to get the water out of my ear."
And of course my personal favorite "In the middle of my backswing."

[HirogenGater]

Cronus gave us his ship, and ....he got what was coming to him.

This is a great one. I actually used this as my signature on another board for awhile.

[mother-goose]

"i'm ok, just feeling a little fronic" - its from the second ep that jack gets the ancient knowledge in his head, could be the lost city pt1

Carter, what exactly is a worm hole? - a matter of time

and we're walking... - the one with the aschen

carter, i think it would be best to show them in single shot mode - the warrior

[Thor of The Asgard]

whan finally sam accepted to go fishing with jack...
she asked if there are really fish in the lake...lol! he said no!!

[mother-goose]

ah thats from mobieus pt2

[Stampie]

"In the middle of my backswing !?!?!?"

"Its my sidearm, i swear."