Goa'uld Motivational Poster - get them to work!

[ShadowMaat]

I was always partial to, "When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails."

This would be a good one for the Nirrti/Jonas scene: All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

And how about: Death or compliance: now that's not too much to ask for, is it?

And: I know the rules. They just don't apply to me. Muahaha.

And don't forget: Anything which does not kill me had better do enough damage to keep me from firing back.

This is definitely a goa'uld phrase: If you want my respect, get on your knees and beg for it.

This is probably another good one for McKay: IMMODEST: adj. Having a strong sense of one's own merit, coupled with a feeble conception of worth in others.

[bcmilco]

Thanks.

You're welcome!

Here's another:

I can't be fired... slaves are SOLD!

[Mr Prophet]

Remember: You are cheaper to replace than to retrain.

[Nolamom]

I liked that one...

[ShadowMaat]

Thanks, Nola, this is perfect! I may have to go flaunt it on the anti-ship thread, too.

[bcmilco]

My latest creation:

[Nolamom]

Good one! He is too inquisitive for his own good.

[Nolamom]

Okay, just one more for tonight

[taupecat]

Okay, I don't have the artwork for these, but picture if you will:

PERSISTENCE - If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try again
(picture Jack and Teal'c juggling)

OBSTACLES - There's no problem that a well-placed block of C4 can't solve
(this one's for Jack; picture him blowing up, well, anything)

[Nolamom]

It's tough being a god...