Interior of a puddle jumper...
OnStar: OnStar, this is Phil how can I help you Mr. Sheppard?
Sheppard: That's MAJOR Sheppard...We're surrounded by two hive ships and numerous Wraith darts.
OnStar: Yes, MAJOR Sheppard. I can see them on our remote display of your scopes.
Sheppard: Can you send help?
OnStar: We'd like to send help Major Sheppard, but that's a part of the Extended Assistance Plan. You're on the Basic Assistance plan which only covers food shortages, cable outages, and overflowing toilets.
Sheppard:I'll remember that the next time Weir cooks...
OnStar:If you have a credit card available, I'd be more than happy to upgrade you?
Sheppard: Yes, I do...hang on for a moment...Oh here it is
OnStar: Could I have the number please?
Sheppard: Certainly...It's a Mastercard...5923...
OnStar (Interrupting):I'm sorry Major Sheppard, but we only accept Visa
Sheppard: Darn!
Announcer: Traveling to the Pegasus galaxy on an intergalactic mission? Better grab your Visa, because Mastercard's not accepted beyond the Milky Way...Visa, its everywhere you want to go.
OnStar: OnStar, this is Phil how can I help you Mr. Sheppard?
Sheppard: That's MAJOR Sheppard...We're surrounded by two hive ships and numerous Wraith darts.
OnStar: Yes, MAJOR Sheppard. I can see them on our remote display of your scopes.
Sheppard: Can you send help?
OnStar: We'd like to send help Major Sheppard, but that's a part of the Extended Assistance Plan. You're on the Basic Assistance plan which only covers food shortages, cable outages, and overflowing toilets.
Sheppard:I'll remember that the next time Weir cooks...
OnStar:If you have a credit card available, I'd be more than happy to upgrade you?
Sheppard: Yes, I do...hang on for a moment...Oh here it is
OnStar: Could I have the number please?
Sheppard: Certainly...It's a Mastercard...5923...
OnStar (Interrupting):I'm sorry Major Sheppard, but we only accept Visa
Sheppard: Darn!
Announcer: Traveling to the Pegasus galaxy on an intergalactic mission? Better grab your Visa, because Mastercard's not accepted beyond the Milky Way...Visa, its everywhere you want to go.
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