The fun you could have..

[sunrek]

gate to a planet that has endlessly cycling Christmas tunes.

I think we have a winner

[thekillman]

put the gate in a pyramid, and it's filled with four things:

Mckay clones
food
lemons
kavanaugh

[lordofseas]

put the gate in a pyramid, and it's filled with four things:

Mckay clones
food
lemons
kavanaugh

What's the point of having McKay clones if you have lemons? You might as well have rotting corpses.

[Arafinwë]

- Put in front of the gate a runtrack (speedwalker, i don't know the word in english) backwards to the gate.

- In the gateroom a heavy gravity field to the oppisite wall, so you stucked to the wall.
and the room is filled with mosquitoes.

- the gateroom with no door, a loop track with the sport results wen you favorite theam lost the match. And a haha from Nelson of the simsons.

[Arafinwë]

- If you come through the gate somme gay who throws a pie at you face.
- Same but no pie, but poop of an animal or human.
- The list is endless.

[lordofseas]

Stick a Tok'ra one way shield onto the Stargate, so that nothing get get near the gate, but stuff can come out, and stick it into the middle of a planet, or sun.

[Replicator Todd]

WEll I think re-entering a event horizon after traveling through it would disintegrate the person.