Such a waste. That ship waited for 10,000 years for someone to find and restore her, one of the last of her kind, then these rubes get their hands on her, jury rig some bull****, and destroy her to protect some junky little bucket that can't seriously threaten a hiveship even when dumping it's entire missile payload from ambush.
The Daedalus of the time was a joke. It was target practice for hive gunners to perfect that "leave 'em with 1hp" trick since unless they did something terminally retarded (like launch darts out of the bays facing the enemy for instance) it couldn't actually harm a hiveship in any meaningful way. It could just sort of sit there taking shots on it's shields until they failed.
Modern weapons are very sensitive and don't handle sudden accelerations very well. You've seen the videos about the Excalibur guided bomb? It covers that aspect. I suspect nukes components to even be harder to handle. Now inertia dampeners would have helped a great deal, by allowing the silos to fire the nukes much faster.
It's not like we can spit on the design, it was after all Earth's first "mass" produced ship, and that's running on a very limited budget and having to pull strings in order to get a design validated by enough people. When you look at how things go when it comes to design a new bomber, fighter, destroyer or else, you can easily imagine the nightmare the 304 must have been.
Then add a crucial lack of experience and little ressources, it's easy to understand why, for example, they didn't think about making pure destroyers solely dedicated to firing missiles and mounting large axial coilguns that lob very expensive nukes. And I doubt the naqahdah round ever worked. My opinion is that it's always been Niirti's little secret as to how make naqahdah so capable of reacting to patassium and iron that way.
I still remember that episode. That's easily one of the ****tiest things they've ever done, and they've done a LOT of ****ty messed up things. SGA was like a non stop atrocity party but this still stood out from the bunch as it was something they did to one of their own.
It would be hilarious if it turned out that that fleet was actually led by Todd and that original keeper after getting Rononed back to life like I said before.
Shepard: Ok Todd, now that you're on Earth you're going to have to stay in this cell forever, since I've still got no reason to like you enough to do anything else.
Todd: Did I ever tell you about the time I talked an angry Wraith queen you'd tried to kill out of blasting the supposed nuclear ashes of your suicided city into even smaller nuclear ashes just for spite.
Shepard: Ok Todd, now that you're on Earth you're going to have to stay in this cell forever, since I've still got no reason to like you enough to do anything else.
Todd: Did I ever tell you about the time I talked an angry Wraith queen you'd tried to kill out of blasting the supposed nuclear ashes of your suicided city into even smaller nuclear ashes just for spite.
Irony +1.
What are they going to do with him?
... is that SGA movie still in limbo? MGM's got big money problems atm.
No, they were hosed again. The episode even has Caldwell express surprise at why the Wraith left instead of just finishing him off. It's happened to him a couple of times and he can never understand why. It'll be the reason he goes nuts some day.
Why don't you want to kill me??
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I'd like to see that happen myself. Have the LA try to steal it or something then have it get destroyed somehow when trying to take it back.
Then without the Asgard core to provide new parts and diagnose problems all the other super advanced Asgard wonder tech starts wearing out and needs to be used more sparingly.
Then without the Asgard core to provide new parts and diagnose problems all the other super advanced Asgard wonder tech starts wearing out and needs to be used more sparingly.
Has anyone ever tried to count how many unique locations they were seen to fire from?
Hahaha, holy ****. I stopped on this for like 5 minutes trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about but now I remember. I can't believe anyone else did though. She was just that sexy I guess.
Honestly Twi'leks always kinda grossed me out. I don't get the fanboy love at all.
The old school type Wraith are a natural human enemy though. I just wouldn't go down the same idiotic path of painting the entire species with a single brush as SG is so fond of doing. So a Wraith serving in the new empire's elite guard will probably eat your face and laugh about it, Joe the Wraith who works at the small ship repair station on PX-7113 probably never ate anything actually living in his life and would be just as scared of the first guy as you would. And Jill the Wraith singer queen might even scream like a girl and hide under a bar table if you pulled out a gun near her.
You could have a lot of hilarious WTF type fun with this concept alone. Since Ellia shows that they really are just people that look weird, we're just not used to seeing them that way.
You could have a lot of hilarious WTF type fun with this concept alone. Since Ellia shows that they really are just people that look weird, we're just not used to seeing them that way.
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Oh, sorry. You're trying to repair it. I see.
They must run through them pretty fast with the total lack of any kind of preventative measures to, like even wearing shoes.
I bet a lot of this degeneration was caused by Asgard just deciding to dump a body and get a whole new one every time they needed to clip their nails, or got a cold or mosquito bite.
The entire Asgard medical profession was probably reduced down to an automated booth that dispenses you a new body when you put in an Asgard dollar. Maybe you could even get one delivered to your habitation module in 40 minutes or less if you paid a little bit extra.
I bet a lot of this degeneration was caused by Asgard just deciding to dump a body and get a whole new one every time they needed to clip their nails, or got a cold or mosquito bite.
The entire Asgard medical profession was probably reduced down to an automated booth that dispenses you a new body when you put in an Asgard dollar. Maybe you could even get one delivered to your habitation module in 40 minutes or less if you paid a little bit extra.
Major finger @ the word limit.
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