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Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.
Pete: Hey Artie, is it bad that Myka's currently turning green?
Artie: what shade of green?
Pete: uhh...uhmmm...
Artie: Is she lime green? grass green? evergreen?
Myka: uhh I'm grass with a touch of lime...
Artie: yes thats very bad.
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Claudia: Everyone better stay low for a while...I was making some "improvements" to the automatic vacuum cleaner and it sort of got loose.
Myka: *five minutes later* Where's my ferret?
Pete: Hey Artie, remember that artifact that you stole from the island of hungry cannibals?
Artie: What do you mean, "remember" it?
Pete: so i was talking to the statue on aisle 24 yesterday...
Artie: whoa whoa. what you were talking to it?!
Pete: uhhm maybe...why?
Artie: *siighs* just go eat some cookies and i'll handle it.
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Myka: Pete would you stop playing with yourself and come to the office.
*get your minds out of the gutter people, he's playing ping pong with Alice again, geez!*
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I prefer to be called Sunny, Sun or SK. Thanks.
Myka: Artie?
Artie: Yes...?
Myka: Its bad when item 3674 starts beeping when you walk by it right?
Artie: only if it doesnt stop.
Myka: oh well i guess now's a good time to tell you item 3674 hasnt stopped beeping since yesterday afternoon...
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