Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

[Gate Ranger]

Claudia: *falls in*

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka, Pete and Artie: CLAUDIA!!

Pete: wha-wha-what happened to her?

Artie: She just went to Wonderland.

Myka: But i thought that Wonderland was just a Warehouse fabrication?!

Artie: I was wrong. Well, Pete get a rope.

[Keaira Taegan]

*Pete gets a rope, tosses it down, and then it goes taunt so all three start pulling it up to find*
Artie: oh crap!! lower it back!!! lower it back!!
*they do so quickly as Myka asks*
Myka: what is it Artie?!
Artie: It was the Queen of Hearts. She gets wayy to annoying with all her shouting.
Pete: So now what?
Artie: We wait until Cluadia find the rope and grabs hold.

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: That could take a while.......

[Gate Ranger]

The rope goes taunt again. again they haul up to find Claudia on the other end.
Claudia: Thank goodness! I hate Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
Myka: I hate Alice.
The others nod in agreement.

[Keaira Taegan]

Artie: well im glad thats over....*starts to walk away*
Cluadia: WOA THERE ARTIE!! I dont think its over! How you get on putting up a parameter or signs or something around this sucker so nobody else has to fall in!
Pete: Yeah, Artie, i really dont like the idea of falling down there...
Myka: they have point...
Artie: *siiigh* FINE!! *grumbles and goes off*
Cluadia: great he's gone...anybody else wanna help me shove him down there just for fun or what??

[Gate Ranger]

Pete & Myka: NO!!
Claudia: Oh come on guys! It would be fun!
Pete the Ferret: NO!
Pete & Claudia: IT CAN TALK!!!! *passes out*
Myka: UGH!!!!!

[Gem of Tigress]

* Pete and Claudia wake up*
Claudia: Can that ferret really talk?
Myka: Of course not Claudia! it was one of the Artifacts.
Pete: Good. and Claudia i think we should.
Myka: I'm with you Pete.

Artie returns to find that they're gone. or so he thinks.
right as he's leaning over * PUSH* he falls into the hole.

Claudia: Let's go!

[Gate Ranger]

Pete: Claudia!
Claudia: I thought you were with me on this.
Pete: No i wasn't.....i'll get a rope.
Ten minutes later Artie climbs out of the hole.
Artie: How could you Claudia!
Claudia What happened to your hair.
Artie has a Mohawk.

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: * passes out*
Claudia: Artie?! *passes out*
Pete the Ferret: *passes out*
Pete the guy: *passes out*
Artie: UGH!!!!!!

[Keaira Taegan]

*Macnutty pants has been lurking the shadows suddenly gets a clear view of Arties new hair do*
Macnutty pants: HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Gem of Tigress]

Artie: NOT YOU TOO!!!!!!!

* goes after Mcnuttypants*

[Gate Ranger]

Artie* dragging Mac*
Artie: I got my hair fixed, and i got Mac.
Lena: MAC!!!!
*runs over to him*
Lena: What did you do to him?! What are you going to do?!
Artie: The same thing i'm going to do to you.
*throws them both into the hole* *wipes off hands*

[Keaira Taegan]

*cheers erupt from behind Artie who turns around to find everybody cheering and clapping, including Mrs. F*
Myka: NICELY JOB ARTIE!!
Pete: WAY TO GO A-DOG!!!
Cluadia: THATS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
Mrs F: well done.
Artie *bows* Thank you, thank you! really, it was nothing.

[Gem of Tigress]

* "Mrs.F" takes off thimble to reveal that she's actually Mac*
Pete:
Myka:
Artie: ok, who did i just throw down that hole?