Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

[Gem of Tigress]

* Myka comes in and Tesla's Mac*

Artie: * sight of relief* Thank you Myka!!

Myka: No problem. now you owe me!!! * evil grin*

Mrs. F : Now, back to business.

[Gate Ranger]

Pete: What?! Come On!
Mrs. F's cell phone rings. She listens for a minute and then smiles.
Mrs. F. ( in day dreamy voice.): Sorry, i have to go. *dreammy sigh*
Pete: What was that about?
Artie: Her boy friend.
Pete passes out.

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: Boyfriend?
* she passes out*

[Keaira Taegan]

*claudia walks in and see's passed out pete and myka*
Claudia: uhh, Artie, why are Pete and Myka unconcious on the floor??
Artie: They seem unable to believe that Mrs. F has a boyfriend...
Claudia: well that makes WHAT?!?!?! *passes out*
Artie: *siiiigghh*

[Gate Ranger]

Lena walks in and sees Claudia, Pete and Myka on the floor.
Lena: What happened?
Artie: They passed out because they couldn't believe Mrs.F had a boy friend.
Lena: WHAT???
*passes out*
Artie: OH FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!!!!

[Gem of Tigress]

* Myka wakes up*

Myka: Artie?
Artie: Don't ASK!!!!!
Myka: Was it an Artifact?
* Artie thinks fast*
Artie: Myka!!!! MacPherson's here!!
Myka: I'm on my way!

*Artie relaxes. *

[Gate Ranger]

Weird sound over the intercom.
Pete: What is that?
Myka: I don't know.
It is i O'Neill.
Pete and Myka HE'S REAL!!!!
Artie: PETE, MYKA! HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING WITH THE INTERCOM AGAIN???!!!
Something touches Artie. he turns around. Thor is standing there.
Artie: !!!!!!!
*passes out*

[Keaira Taegan]

*cluadia wanders in and see's artie passed out*
Cluadia: woa, didnt take artie to be a partier but...
*just then Myka and Pete come rushing in*
Myka&Pete: OMG DID YOU SEE HIM?!
Cluadia: see who?? and why is artie passed out??
Pete: THOR!
Cluadia: Excuse me?!
Myka: Thor is real and he is here in the Warehouse!!!!
Pete: YEAH!! Artie musta seen him and passed out from shock!
Cluadia: Guys, im as much as a Stargate fan as the next guy if not more but Thor just is not real as much as we want him to be...your not smelling fudge are two?
Pete and Myka: *siiiigh*

*intercom crackles to life and then*
No, i am here.
Cluadia: OH.MY.GOD.
Myka&Pete: TOLD YOU SO!!

[Gate Ranger]

Claudia: This is AWESOME!!!!
Pete: Hey Thor can we get a ride on your ship?
Maybe.

[Keaira Taegan]

Claudia: This is AWESOME!!!!
Pete: Hey Thor can we get a ride on your ship?
Maybe.

*artie has by this time awakened*
Artie: Thor, uh, what are you doing here...??
Myka: Not that we don't mind you dropping in but what brings you to this uh,....
Cluadia: part of the universe!
Myka: yes! what brings you to this part of the universe??
I wish to know who Mrs. Fredricks is, more about her anyway. I know she is in charge of this place but, i wish to know more.
Everyone Else:
What it is it?
Pete: wow.
Cluadia: yeah. wow is right.
Myka: You mean, you don't even know more about her than we do? That, wow.
Cluadia: yeah i thought as an asgard, a really powerful asgard, you would know....
Pete: wow.

[Gem of Tigress]

Artie: * passes out, 'cause Thor doesn't know any more about Mrs.F than they do.*

[Gate Ranger]

how'd you get to that Gem?

Pete is at the other end of the warehouse.
Claudia: PETE!!! COOKIES!!!!
*loud crashes as Pete makes his way to the office*

[Gem of Tigress]

Oops! must have been on another page.

[Gate Ranger]

Yeah.

[Gem of Tigress]

Claudia: Hey guys! look at this.
* points to huge hole in the floor.*

Pete: I wonder what it is?

Myka:I wouldn't want to fall into it.

Artie: NO!!!! DON'T GET CLOSE TO IT!!!