Things you would not like to hear on the Warehouse's intercom.

[Gem of Tigress]

Claudia: Oh and you CAN'T forget about Big Foot.

[Keaira Taegan]

Myka: Oohhh! AND MERMAIDS!!!

[Gem of Tigress]

Claudia: And what about Werewolves!

[Keaira Taegan]

Myka: vampires!

[Gate Ranger]

Pete: Myka come quick!
*Myka runs to where Pete is*
Myka: What?
Pete: Puppies!
Myka: Awww!
Artie: Puppies?
Pete: You know, Lady was pregnant and had puppies.
Artie: WE HAVE A DOG!

[Gem of Tigress]

Myka: Artie? you didn't know we had a dog? That's not possible!

[Keaira Taegan]

Artie: at midnight on new years eve ive programmed the intercom to do a countdown and then say happy new year!
everybody says something like: cool!!! can't wait!

*ten seconds to midnight over the intercom* ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...four...three...two...one...HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Artie,Myka,Cluadia,Pete: YAYY!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

*they then party it up....ten minutes later*
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Myka: uhh...artie its malfunctioning...
Artie:yeah i guess so just ignore it...

*an hour later, its still happening every 10 minutes*
Cluadia: ok artie, i adore you but thats annoying, fix it!

*artie taps away at the computer then mutters*
Artie: oh crap.
Cluadia: what...??
Artie: i never hit enter for the program....
Cluadia: so somebodys in the warehouse?!

*myka and pete sigh and take out their tesla's*
Pete: we'll go sweep the warehouse.
Artie: no wait...*taps away at computer then* aha. just as i suspected. take some neuralizer and go through it on item 1098.
Pete: ok, what is that item?
Artie: the first ball dropped at Times Square New York City.

happy new years everybody

[Gem of Tigress]

LOL!!!! Happy New Year Everybody!

[Keaira Taegan]

Myka: Pete, its your turn to wash the dishes today!

[Gem of Tigress]

Pete: What!? no! it's Claudia's turn!

Artie: Pete, either you do the dishes or no X box 360!

Pete: Fine.

[Gate Ranger]

Pete: Done! Now for that x box 360!!!!!
Myka: Pete! There are cookies in here.
*loud crashes as you hear Pete scrambling for the kitchen*

[Gem of Tigress]

* Artie walks out with X box 360 *

Artie: Thank you Myka.

[Gate Ranger]

*Pete runs back in and gets the x box 360*

[yessika]

*and Myka gets more cookies*

[Keaira Taegan]

*artie returns from catching from the football outside*
Artie: Hey guys, i hate to tell you this but uhh, we're snowed in.
Myka, Pete and Cluadia: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!