Let's write a Spn story - three words at a time...

[iolanda]

open his eyes

[Boo]

Spoiler:

Sam and Dean were hunting for a very elusive creature that they had read about in John's journal. Unfortunately things went from bad to worse when the Impala, without any reason started to make a rather curious noise. What on earth could that racket be!? Dean moaned, knowing he should have checked the engine when he saw a strange fluid pooling under the cassette tape player. Dean pulled off the road and immediately opened the bonnet to check what was wrong.

Meanwhile Sam was complaining that he had nothing to do except watch Dean work on the engine. After an hour of disassembling and re-assembling both Sam and Dean were frustrated, tired and hungry. Dean swore and kicked the Impala out of anger. To his surprise the Impala actually screamed like a wild animal that had been wounded. Sam looked out at Dean with a look of shock and horniness, having never heard the call of a classic car possessed by a beautiful but deadly spirit of a long forgotten, ancient transvestite. Dean, however, had experience with such things, something Sam had avoided.

With a curse things can be transformed into something one really wouldn't want to have.

The brothers looked around, searching for anything that would help them to remove the transvestite from Dean's 'baby'. Soon they found out, after some more weird noises started coming from the Impala's radio, only one person could save them. Unfortunately,that person was a demon who had been sent to hell for helping humans. But, with no current way of contacting the demon, they had to make a quick call to Bobby to see if he had a summoning spell they could use.

Bobby said that he thought they should try and attempt a de-drag queening that would require Castiel's help. Dean wanted to get a bacon-cheeseburger first...with extra onions. Sam couldn't believe that Dean could eat while the beloved Impala was possessed and screaming, but he didn't say anything. Instead he grabbed his bag of Skittles and threw them at his brother hitting him squarely in the nuts. In pain, Dean grabbed the bag and tossed it right back into the Impala's window after grabbing a handful for himself.

Without realizing it, he had grabbed Sam in a sleeper hold which had Sam gasping for air, but made him horny. ...Becky's fantasy ends....

"Sam!" Dean yelled.

Black goo dripped into the Impala and onto the horrified face of Dean who instantly reached for the shotgun next to the unconscious Sam. The goo transformed into David Hasselhoff who started singing 'Sweet Home Alabama'. Dean grabbed the salt cartridges, loaded the sawed-off shotgun, and fired. With an eye-roll, David Hasselhoff said, "I been looking for K.I.T.T., and you two ain't stopping me from finding him".

In the meantime, Sam opened the glovebox to find that there was a hex bag hidden. Pulling a lighter and grabbing some salt, Sam lit the hex bag and hurled it into the ditch.
The Impala immediately skidded, throwing Dean violently into the nearest tree hwere his head impacted with a sickening smash on a tree branch. Dean collapsed, barely conscious with blood trickling down his face.
"Where is Sam?" growled the Hoff
Dean tried to open his eyes...

but his head

[Crichiel]

was hurting too

[iolanda]

slowly faded though

[queen_hathor]

(a) dull ache remained.

I love that we're whumping Dean... it's in line with the show after all!

[LoneStar1836]

Dean stumbled towards

[queen_hathor]

Sam, checking that

[Andron]

the Hoff isn't

[queen_hathor]

anywhere near him.

[Boo]

Sam was looking

[queen_hathor]

very confused because

[Boo]

he couldn't seem

[queen_hathor]

too see Dean.

[Boo]

At that moment

[LizzieAnne]

Castiel appeared and