Wraith Worshippers Anonymous - The Chill-Out Hive (Role Playing Thread)

[Leeta]

Leeta: A jacuzzi sounds like a wonderful idea. Lets get our own!

*Shadow shoves Alec out of the way to the Jacuzzi room first.*

Alec: *growls and then turns to Leeta* Where is Astor? Not that I miss him or anything.

Leeta: Oh! I told him to go whip someone for neglecting their writing. He'll be back later.

Alec: He's gone then? Hmm....all I need now is for Shadow to leave and I can finally-

Leeta: did you say something?

Alec: What? no! I didn't say anything.

[Todd's Pet]

Boys, boys... the COH jacuzzi is HUGE - plenty room for everyone

Steve: *picks TP up and steps into jacuzzi, sinking into the water and settling TP beside him*

[addicted_to_steve]

Leeta: Oh! I told him to go whip someone for neglecting their writing. He'll be back later.

Addict: It was a good theory, but in practice the whipping distracted me quite a lot (Astor is one of my favourite Wraithy boys after all!) and then Steve/Tony/Steve/Tony came along and I was so busy inspecting his tattoos that I got no writing done!

Tony: Excuses, excuses!

Addict: You didn't complain when I inspected your tattoos.

Tony: You didn't inspect my tattoos, TP did!

Addict: AAAAAH! I'm so confused! *snuggles Stefan*

Stefan: You do realise I'm actually Spike?

Spike: And I'm Edgar.

Edgar: And I'm Stefan!

Addict: You're all so mean!

Tony: Harden up, little worshipper.

Addict: I thought that was yo-

Tony: *facepalm* I am such a bad influence on you.

[Leeta]

Addict: It was a good theory, but in practice the whipping distracted me quite a lot (Astor is one of my favourite Wraithy boys after all!) and then Steve/Tony/Steve/Tony came along and I was so busy inspecting his tattoos that I got no writing done!

I told him you probably would stop writing if he came over with whips.

Astor:

[KyshaMalini]

Addict: It was a good theory, but in practice the whipping distracted me quite a lot (Astor is one of my favourite Wraithy boys after all!) and then Steve/Tony/Steve/Tony came along and I was so busy inspecting his tattoos that I got no writing done!

Tony: Excuses, excuses!

Addict: You didn't complain when I inspected your tattoos.

Tony: You didn't inspect my tattoos, TP did!

Addict: AAAAAH! I'm so confused! *snuggles Stefan*

Stefan: You do realise I'm actually Spike?

Spike: And I'm Edgar.

Edgar: And I'm Stefan!

Addict: You're all so mean!

Tony: Harden up, little worshipper.

Addict: I thought that was yo-

Tony: *facepalm* I am such a bad influence on you.

KM: Ouch. My head hurts...

Azrael: Those two... I may just have to turn the hose on them again.

KM: I'm going to hide that hose from you.

Azrael: Aww, but it's so useful!

[Todd's Pet]

Tony: Harden up, little worshipper.

Addict: I thought that was yo-

Tony: *facepalm* I am such a bad influence on you.

[Todd's Pet]

KM: Ouch. My head hurts...

That was my fault!

I told Addict that Steve had already been visiting with her, and Tony with me - but that the only way to tell them apart is to inspect their ever so slightly different (and only in hard to spot places) tattoos!

[KyshaMalini]

Because of course you and Addict couldn't possibly spot the difference in under three seconds. Tattoo inspection is a wonderful pastime.

[Todd's Pet]

Steve: Precisely, KM! My Princess could spot me in a line up of fifty of my pod brothers - all nekkid!

TP: Well... perhaps we should test that theory out, you know, just to be certain...

Steve: *facepalm* What is she like?

[KyshaMalini]

I so want to be there when you're testing that theory!

Azrael: Ahem?

KM: O_O

Azrael: *Sigh* You cannot seriously attempt to look innocent after that comment.

[Todd's Pet]

TP: And you know what all the best romantic stuff says, don't you?

Steve: WHat? (aside: I so think I don't want to know this one...)

TP: "It's in his kiss"! Sooooooo... that means I should be able to pick you out of any wraithy line-up blindfold - just by kissing you all!

STeve: *double facepalm* It has to be love - how else could I put up with her?

[KyshaMalini]

KM: ROFL! Any excuse.

Azrael: I don't know how you do it, bro.

[Todd's Pet]

TP:

Steve: Me neither, some days, bro. But I'm working on it!

TP: And I said, when I'm 90 - and not a day before!

Steve: Ah, but we Wraith are a patient race, princess...

TP: My turn to facepalm! LOL

[KyshaMalini]

KM: I still can't believe you finally agreed.

Azrael: He still has to wait until she's 90, though I guess that's not that long for a wraith.

[Todd's Pet]

TP: Well, I guess it's a good excuse for a BIG party for my 90th birthday! And of course, between now and then, I get to be as flirty as I like... so many wraith, so little time! Less than 40 years, to be precise!

Steve: *facepa---* I do a lot of that, don't I?

TP: * to STeve and Azrael* Look on it as a loooooong engagement! LOL