Wraith Worshippers Anonymous - The Chill-Out Hive (Role Playing Thread)

[KyshaMalini]

TP: *hisses at Mina and twice as hissily as she does*

Steve: *to self* Nobody does hissy like my Princess!

TP: *hisses some more*

Steve: *to HR* PUNY HUMAN!!!

TP: *sigh* Nobody says "puny human" like my Steve

Steve: "My Steve"! You said, "MY Steve"

TP: Indeed... *snuggles Steve* MINE!

STeve:

Azrael: See, my CO's doing it, why should I stop?

KM: Ah whatever! Anyway, you call me puny human often enough, I don't know why he's so insulted! *High fives TP* Cool hiss.

[Todd's Pet]

Azrael: See, my CO's doing it, why should I stop?

KM: Ah whatever! Anyway, you call me puny human often enough, I don't know why he's so insulted! *High fives TP* Cool hiss.

TP: I'm good at hissy-fits! I had a great teacher! *slaps Steve's backside*

Steve: *low growl* Only you could get away with that, princess... only you...

TP: meh, 'fess up - you love it!

Steve: That's not the point!


Edit: Steve calls Mr TP "puny human" so often, he thinks it;s his name now!!! LOL

[KyshaMalini]

Steve: Human females are completely different - they're warm and soft and cuddly and... tasty!

Azrael: *@Queens*

TP: And to think that I invited those queens to party with us - and all they can do is hiss at our boys! *pouts*

KM: Indeed. Humph!

TP: I'm good at hissy-fits! I had a great teacher! *slaps Steve's backside*

Steve: *low growl* Only you could get away with that, princess... only you...

TP: meh, 'fess up - you love it!

Steve: That's not the point!


Edit: Steve calls Mr TP "puny human" so often, he thinks it;s his name now!!! LOL

[Todd's Pet]

TP: *brushes Steve's hair and gives him a shoulder massage by way of apology for slapping his ass*

Steve: You can slap my backside more often if this is the result! Puuurrrrrrr

[Hellraiser-89]

KM: *To Azrael* Did you get a promotion or has he got his wraith confused?

Azrael: Flattered as I am HR, I'm no commander

HR: Well whatever you are, you're still puny Wraith
Taina:

Steve: Human females are completely different - they're warm and soft and cuddly and... tasty!

TP: ANd don;t even think that you can pout better than Steve!

Steve:

TP: And to think that I invited those queens to party with us - and all they can do is hiss at our boys! *pouts* (not quite as prettily as STeve, but waaaaaay better than HR!!! LOL )

HR: *to Steve* As are Wraith females. *gets sad*
Laura: Oh HR don't be sad! I love your pout
HR: Thanks Laura. Wanna pamper me?
Laura: Yes

It's all those queens feeding on him - it;s made him dizzy and light-headed! LOL

Probably I know how Ford felt on the Wraith enzymes

[Todd's Pet]

HR: Well whatever you are, you're still puny Wraith
Taina:

Ha! You're only saying that cos you can hide behind the skirts of all those queens... just wait until I get Eddie to lure them all away with his stunning stunner... then we'll see how brave you REALLY are!!! LOL

HR: *to Steve* As are Wraith females. *gets sad*
Laura: Oh HR don't be sad! I love your pout
HR: Thanks Laura. Wanna pamper me?
Laura: Yes

Steve: It seems the puny human is a quick study

TP: Indeed - it;s amazing how much pampering a pretty pout can get you!

Steve: *pouts*

Probably I know how Ford felt on the Wraith enzymes

What a rush, eh?

[Hellraiser-89]

Ha! You're only saying that cos you can hide behind the skirts of all those queens... just wait until I get Eddie to lure them all away with his stunning stunner... then we'll see how brave you REALLY are!!! LOL

HR: you can try, and fail last time they just ignored Eddie's stunner

Steve: It seems the puny human is a quick study

TP: Indeed - it;s amazing how much pampering a pretty pout can get you!

Steve: *pouts*

HR: *to Queens* It's amazing how quick that puny Wraith learns! He must be 'special'

What a rush, eh?

HR: Yes I like to listen to In da gadda da vida whilst doing it (innuendo?)

[KyshaMalini]

TP: *brushes Steve's hair and gives him a shoulder massage by way of apology for slapping his ass*

Steve: You can slap my backside more often if this is the result! Puuurrrrrrr

HR: Well whatever you are, you're still puny Wraith
Taina:

Azrael: Oh so brave, hiding behind that queen of yours.

Probably I know how Ford felt on the Wraith enzymes

KM: Quite a rush, eh?

Steve: It seems the puny human is a quick study

TP: Indeed - it;s amazing how much pampering a pretty pout can get you!

Steve: *pouts*

[KyshaMalini]

HR: *to Queens* It's amazing how quick that puny Wraith learns! He must be 'special'

KM: HA! Steve's been doing that long before you got here, puny human.

[Hellraiser-89]

Azrael: Oh so brave, hiding behind that queen of yours.

KM: Quite a rush, eh?

HR: *to Azrael* You know it! *to KM* Yes it is

KM: HA! Steve's been doing that long before you got here, puny human.

HR: I bet he has bye! Gonna go get pampered by my queens now after being called "puny human" repeatedly. I do have superpowers, you know....Just a friendly reminder

[Todd's Pet]

HR: *to Queens* It's amazing how quick that puny Wraith learns! He must be 'special'

TP: Oh, believe it, Steve is special... very, very special

Steve:

*serenades Steve with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiDcCbVcxRk

Spoiler:

Taste me, drink my soul, show me all the things that I shouldn't know... wraith worshipper's mantra

Steve: sings this to TP:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNkbeeF9I-U

Spoiler:

TP:

*Both go off for a bit of privacy*

[KyshaMalini]

HR: *to Azrael* You know it! *to KM* Yes it is

HR: I bet he has bye! Gonna go get pampered by my queens now after being called "puny human" repeatedly. I do have superpowers, you know....Just a friendly reminder

Bye HR, have fun with your queens And a friendly reminder to you, there are far more of us, and we're not without our own abilities.

[WraithTech]

HR: I do have superpowers, you know....Just a friendly reminder

Bye HR, have fun with your queens And a friendly reminder to you, there are far more of us, and we're not without our own abilities.

Orb: Mafia wars in the COH?

Bullseye: *to Orb* We can be Team Potted Plants.

Orb: I like it! Let's go to our secret lair. *runs off the holodeck with Bullseye to go behind some potted plants*

[KyshaMalini]

Orb: Mafia wars in the COH?

Bullseye: *to Orb* We can be Team Potted Plants.

Orb: I like it! Let's go to our secret lair. *runs off the holodeck with Bullseye to go behind some potted plants*

KM: Good team name

Azrael: Now that the wimpy human and his guard dogs have gone elsewhere, how about we go and relax?

KM: Spa?

Azrael: Sounds good to me.

[addicted_to_steve]

Steve: *to HR* PUNY HUMAN!!!

Addict: *melts*

Tony:

Addict: How can I resist going all goey when Steve says "Puny Human"... not even you can utter those four syllables with such finesse.

Tony: I. am. his. cousin!

Addict: Your point?

Tony: *pouts*

Addict: Ahhhhh... okay, that's something you and Steve do have in common! *drags Tony off to the jacuzzi for some well deserved Worshipping* HI EVERYONE... BYYYEEEE EVERYONE!