The Taking over the Universe plott

[SanGate]

San: Well, carson, you're lucky we have a hive ship in front of us

*Clone!Carson looks frigtened at San*

San; I'm just kidding Carson

Carson: bloody hell, you got me a wee bit scared there for a moment

*opens comm*
San: on my way Bray, and cloak the ship. Lizzie, have you repaired the cloaking of the Jumper?

Lizzie: yep, that's repaired

San: good

*san runs towards the bridge, grabbing a box of kleenex on her way out, just to be safe*

Carson calls after her: But San! One touch against the nose and you're in serious trouble!

San while she's running: Don't worry Carson! I won't get touched against the nose!

[Bray]

*San arrives at the bridge*

Bray "Are you ok San"

San "I'm fine Lt Col! Are we cloaked?"

Bray "Yes Ma'am"

San "Very well bring us around on the opposite side of the hive"

"Match speed and course"

Bray "Very good Ma'am"

[SanGate]

(had just typed a very interesting story line, and then the damn thing crashes again )

San: are we alongside them?

Bray: yes Ma'am

San: got your gear?

Bray: yep

San; got your golden eagle reloaded?

Bray: of course!

San: okay then. Lizzie, beam us aboard

*beaming sound*

*San turns on gun light*

San; well, this is new. A wraith ship.

Bray: it's good we watch Stargate atlantis, now we know how these ships look like on the inside

San: now just hoping they won't jump into hyperspace

*touches comm*
Bray: Lizzie, stay put. So we know where to go back to

Lizzie: yes sir

*San checks life signs detector*
San: I don't see many wraith, a few on two levels above us. Most must be hibernating.

[Bray]

( Bloody technology)

Bray "Let's move, I'll take point"

*Bray and San move through the ship towards the nearest concentration of Wraith*

San "Hold, we have four Wriath in the next room"

Bray "Ok wait till one is near the door, I'll knock him out while you take out the other 3 Wraith. That ok?"

San "Sounds like a plan to me"

[SanGate]

Bray: he's coming to the door. NOW

*Bray knocks door into the wraith's face, knocking him unconscious, stunning him just to be sure*

*San shoots the other three wraith dead*

San: now let's hope they don't heal too quickly. Hopefully they haven't had a nice meal in some time.

Bray: We got company. I think they heard the gunfire

San: great... How many?

Bray: 4 from the right, 3 from the left.

San: you take the ones on the right, I'll do the left

*Lots of shooting is heard from both sides. Bray is hit by a stunner in the foot, but he manages the kill them all*

San: you okay?

[Bray]

Bray "Gah....damn it....super dead leg"

San "Can you carry the Wraith?"

Bray "No, you'll have to, I can't put any weight on my left leg, get back to the beam site, I'll be right behind you covering your back"

San "Ok then be careful"

*San makes down the corridor dragging the Wraith*

*As San rounds the corner gunfire is heard*

[SanGate]

San; what the heck?!? Is that our gunfire?!?

Bray: sounds like it..

San: who else can be on board?

WOOSH

San: was that a hyperspace window..

Bray: I think it was.

*more gunfire is heard*

Bray: get back here!

*grabs San back around the corner while he falls back because of the dead leg, San being covered by the unconcious wraith*

San: ugh! They stink!

Bray: Want to hand him a mint first, or shall we continue?

*San ticks tongue out to Bray, who then rolls his eyes*

[Bray]

*San continues down the corridor with the Wraith, Bray shoots a Wraith entering from a side door*

Bray "Lets move before they all wake up!"

San "I couldn't agree more"

*San shoots another couple of Wraith guards*

*comm open*

San "Lizzie we're inposition get us out of here"

Lizzie "Yes Ma'am"

*Comm closed*

*As they are about to be beamed up Bray and San see Sheppard and Ronon run into the room*

[SanGate]

(Now that is an interesting turn I'm glad I didn't identify the shooters now )

*San couldn't believe what she just saw*

San: Noooo!! Lizzie, get me back up there!!!

Lizzie: Ma'am?

San: I saw sheppard and Ronon! I need to get back there!

Bray: we just got out barely. I don't know if that's such a wise idea

*San sighs heavily*

San: Lizzie, get me back onto that ship

[Bray]

Bray "Carson get my some adrenaline shots!"

"Give me a minute San and I'll be back in fighting shape"

San "I can't wait for you Bray, beam me now Lizzie"

Bray "SAN!...."

*Beaming noise*

"******* IT! CARSON NOW!"

[SanGate]

*San holds gun at the ready when she re-enters the wraith hive ship and turns on light from the gun*

Shep: who the heck are you?!

*Ronon points stunner at San*

San: wowoh! I'm the good guy! We took the Orion and we're now trying to save Lorne, so we needed a wraith.

Ronon: Why would you take the Orion?

San: long story

Shep: Oh I think I got a minute

*san laughs nervously, not wanting to convey the plan of taking over the universe with Shep and ronon*

San: well..

*beaming noise interrupts her*

[Bray]

San "Bray!"

Bray "San!"

Shep & Ronon "Bray?"

Bray "Shep...Ronon"

Shep "What are you doing here?"

*Bray looks at San*

Bray "Erm....going for a walk? More to the point what the hell are you doing here?"

Ronon "Killing Wraith"

Bray "Ah...not changed much then Ronon?"

Ronon "Except for that scar you left me with!"

Bray "Oh yeah...sorry about that. I did save your life in the process"

[SanGate]

*San looks in amazement at Shep, back to Bray and back to Ronon*

San: someone want to explain to me how you know each other?

Ronon: long story

San: well, now I got a minute

Shep: it has to wait, 10 wraith coming from different directions to our location

Bray: let's stand with the backs against each other and shoot the crap out of them

*san raises eyebrow*

Ronon: sounds like a plan to me

*wraith are heard approaching*

*shooting starts*

Bray: well, that was quick

San: now will someone tell me how you know each other?!

[Bray]

Bray "Well back on Earth my SAS troop got assigned to the Atlantis expedition when they were first under seige from the Wraith"

Ronon "Yeah you guys killed loads of Wraith"

Bray "Well we're not the best of the best for no reason, anyways, as the Wraith continued their assault the other 3 men in my troop got killed by the Wraith."

Shep "We found you with your 3 dead comrades around you and tens of dead wraith."

Bray "I wasn't going to let them feed on my men Shep"

Ronon, "It's good to see you again"

*Gives Bray a bone crushing hug*

Bray *Slightly winded* "This here is General San, she's second in command of the Orion...well actually first now as we just lost out original CO...well for the time being anyway."

[SanGate]

Ronon: hello. I'm ronon.

*ronon gives firm, bonebreaking handshake*

San: yeah I know.

Shep: I'm Lt. Col. John Sheppard.

San *getting red*: yeah h-h-h-i-i-i.

Shep: are you okay, you seem a bit off?

Bray: must be the nose

San; yeah, must be the nose

Shep: so, going to kill some wraith with us then?