The Taking over the Universe plott

[LizzieAnne]

Maybe we are all hallucinating?

*sees a white rabbit run across the hallway*

Did anyone see that?

Yes I did - it was looking at its pocket watch and muttering that its late and went done that rabbit hole.

Yep I'd say its pretty conclusive that were hallucinating. Unless our crazy AU just got crazier.

[melfan]

Hear what?

*Follows the white rabbit trough the corridor and ends up at the holding cell that Carmen occupies*

*sees Bray and Carmen*

*Blinks*

My eyes will never be the same

*The white rabbit continues down the corridor and I follow after*

Hey, where are you going! Rabbit, halt! That's an order!

[John's PuddleJumper]

I think we need to check the equpiment then start looking for other causes,

may be it was something in that blud cloud thing around that planet!

[melfan]

I think we need to check the equpiment then start looking for other causes,

may be it was something in that blud cloud thing around that planet!

You think?

*rubs eye to get rid of white rabbit*

*Open eyes and looks around*

Finally! tought it never would leave

*Turns around and sees a tiger instead*

Uhm, why does this always happen to me?

[John's PuddleJumper]

*on radio*

"Chief raving mad scientist- What was in that blud cloud thing, it is messing with the crews minds! Please send full anaylsis to my lab"

*runs off to infirmary*

[melfan]

*Continues to stare at tiger*

Now what?

*The tiger head towards the bridge*

And you want me to follow

*tiger turns and looks at General Melfan and continues down the corridor*

I'll take that for a yes.

[John's PuddleJumper]

Melfan- what are you doing *looking at life signs decector*

Lord Remus may also be behind this, some toxin in Lorne and Carmen that has spread to the rest of us, so he can get the ship!

[melfan]

*Tiger stops at the Bridge*

*General Melfan enters and sees LizzieAnne*

Lt You can leave, We are taking over now

-Sorry?
Do as we say and you wont get a reprimand
-Um, ma'am, who are we?
Me, the tiger and the white rabbit, can't you see?
-I'll got get John's Puddle Jumper
No need

*Stuns LizzieAnne and sits down on comandchair and turns the ship around and heads in another direction, not towards the Milky Way*

[John's PuddleJumper]

Help- get me a another scientist so I can figure this out! Someone needs to stop Melfan- Sangate!

[melfan]

Help- get me a another scientist so I can figure this out! Someone needs to stop Melfan- Sangate!

SanGate isn't here at the moment, but leave a message after the beep and she will get back to you

*Makes sure no one can get in to the system by locking everyone out*

*Sits down again stares out the bridge window as Orion leaps into hyperspace towards the new destination*

*LizzieAnne starts to wake up and she gets stunned. Again.*

Soon, very soon

[LizzieAnne]

SanGate isn't here at the moment, but leave a message after the beep and she will get back to you

*Makes sure no one can get in to the system by locking everyone out*

*Sits down again stares out the bridge window as Orion leaps into hyperspace towards the new destination*

*LizzieAnne starts to wake up and she gets stunned. Again.*

Soon, very soon

*thinks to self* Oh what a headache feels like a hangover to end all hangovers. Must have been one helava party. *Opens eyes* Uh oh . So no party then. just keep getting stunned . Bummer. Damn that alien entity .
Must pretend to be stunned while I think of a cunning plan.

Where's Lorne when you need him.



Lorne says "OK alien possessed General Melfan. Step down from 'the chair' You're under arrest."

[melfan]

*thinks to self* Oh what a headache feels like a hangover to end all hangovers. Must have been one helava party. *Opens eyes* Uh oh . So no party then. just keep getting stunned . Bummer. Damn that alien entity .
Must pretend to be stunned while I think of a cunning plan.

Where's Lorne when you need him.

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Lorne says "OK alien possessed General Melfan. Step down from 'the chair' You're under arrest."

*Looks at Lorne bored*

You can't win

[LizzieAnne]

*Looks at Lorne bored*

You can't win

Lorne says "We always win. We're the good guys. I have snark and cunning plans. I have a cute smile which disarms all females - alien and human.
Take that" *smiles that Lorney smile*

[melfan]

Lorne says "We always win. We're the good guys. I have snark and cunning plans. I have a cute smile which disarms all females - alien and human.
Take that" *smiles that Lorney smile*

Ah yes, the do-gooders of the galaxy. You bore me and that smile of yours is no good

*Stuns Lorne*

[LizzieAnne]

Ah yes, the do-gooders of the galaxy. You bore me and that smile of yours is no good

*Stuns Lorne*

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Oh Lorne - can't you do anything right.
Plan B it is then.
thinks * Oh that WAS plan B Damn.*