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    1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
    2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
    3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
    4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
    5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
    6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


    - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (39)

    - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
    - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
    - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
    - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
    - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
    - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
    - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
    - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
    - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
    - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
    - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
    - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
    - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
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      1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
      2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
      3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
      4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
      5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
      6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


      - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (40)
      - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
      - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
      - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
      - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
      - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
      - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
      - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
      - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
      - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
      - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
      - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
      - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
      - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

      "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

      Comment


        1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
        2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
        3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
        4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
        5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
        6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


        - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (41)
        - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
        - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
        - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
        - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
        - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
        - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
        - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
        - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
        - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
        - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
        - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
        - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
        - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
        "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
        Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
        Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
        Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
        I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
        To thy own self... Be true
        May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

        Comment


          1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
          2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
          3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
          4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
          5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
          6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


          - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (42)
          - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
          - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
          - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
          - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
          - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
          - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
          - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
          - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
          - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
          - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
          - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
          - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
          - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

          "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

          Comment


            1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
            2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
            3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
            4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
            5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
            6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


            - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (43)
            - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
            - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
            - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
            - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
            - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
            - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
            - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
            - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
            - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
            - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
            - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
            - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
            - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
            "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
            Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
            Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
            Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
            I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
            To thy own self... Be true
            May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

            Comment


              1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
              2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
              3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
              4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
              5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
              6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


              - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (44)
              - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
              - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
              - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
              - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
              - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
              - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
              - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
              - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
              - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
              - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
              - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
              - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
              - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

              "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

              Comment


                1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


                - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (45)
                - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
                - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
                - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
                - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
                - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
                - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
                - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
                "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                To thy own self... Be true
                May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

                Comment


                  1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                  2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                  3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                  4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                  5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                  6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


                  - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (46)
                  - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
                  - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
                  - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
                  - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                  - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
                  - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
                  - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                  - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                  - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                  - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
                  - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                  - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                  - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

                  "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

                  Comment


                    1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                    2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                    3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                    4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                    5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                    6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


                    - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (47)
                    - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
                    - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
                    - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
                    - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                    - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
                    - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
                    - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                    - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                    - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                    - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
                    - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                    - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                    - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
                    "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                    Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                    Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                    Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                    I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                    To thy own self... Be true
                    May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

                    Comment


                      1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                      2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                      3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                      4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                      5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                      6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


                      - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (48)
                      - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
                      - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
                      - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
                      - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                      - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
                      - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
                      - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                      - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                      - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                      - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
                      - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                      - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                      - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

                      "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

                      Comment


                        1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                        2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                        3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                        4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                        5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                        6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)


                        - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (49)
                        - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
                        - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
                        - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
                        - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                        - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
                        - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
                        - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                        - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                        - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                        - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
                        - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                        - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                        - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
                        sigpic

                        Comment


                          1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                          2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                          3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                          4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                          5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                          6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                          7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



                          - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
                          - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
                          - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
                          - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                          - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (2)
                          - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
                          - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                          - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                          - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                          - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
                          - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                          - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                          - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
                          "What do you mean by 'Oopps'?"
                          Team Starfist protects all. But having a fully loaded P-90 helps...
                          Reality is an illusion... Created by those who cannot handle Stargate...!
                          Jankowski's Rules: Rule 1: Check your Six!
                          I'm not perfect. But parts of me are excellent I also cook...!
                          To thy own self... Be true
                          May the odds.... Be ever in your favour..!

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                            1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                            2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                            3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                            4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                            5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                            6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                            7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



                            - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
                            - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
                            - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (3)
                            - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
                            - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                            - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
                            - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                            - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                            - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                            - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
                            - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                            - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                            - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

                            "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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                              1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                              2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                              3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                              4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                              5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                              6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                              7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



                              - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
                              - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
                              - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (4)
                              - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
                              - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                              - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
                              - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                              - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                              - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                              - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
                              - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                              - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                              - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
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                                1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                                2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                                3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                                4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                                5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                                6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                                7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)



                                - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (9)
                                - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (5)
                                - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (5)
                                - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (2)
                                - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                                - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (0)
                                - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                                - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                                - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                                - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (0)
                                - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                                - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                                - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

                                "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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