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    1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
    2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
    3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
    4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
    5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
    6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
    7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
    8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
    9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
    10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
    11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
    12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
    13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


    - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (39)
    - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (36)
    - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
    - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
    - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (7)
    - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (4)[/QUOTE]
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      1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
      2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
      3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
      4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
      5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
      6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
      7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
      8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
      9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
      10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
      11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
      12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
      13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


      - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (39)
      - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (37)
      - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
      - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
      - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (7)
      - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (4)
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        1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
        2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
        3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
        4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
        5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
        6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
        7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
        8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
        9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
        10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
        11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
        12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
        13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


        - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (39)
        - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (37)
        - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
        - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
        - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (8)
        - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (4)
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          1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
          2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
          3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
          4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
          5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
          6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
          7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
          8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
          9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
          10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
          11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
          12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
          13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


          - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (39)
          - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (38)+
          - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
          - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
          - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (8)
          - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (4)
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            1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
            2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
            3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
            4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
            5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
            6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
            7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
            8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
            9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
            10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
            11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
            12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
            13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


            - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (39)
            - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (38)
            - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
            - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
            - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (9)
            - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (4)
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              1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
              2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
              3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
              4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
              5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
              6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
              7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
              8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
              9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
              10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
              11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
              12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
              13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


              - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (39)
              - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (38)
              - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
              - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
              - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
              - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (4)
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                1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
                7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
                10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
                11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
                12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
                13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


                - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (39)
                - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (38)
                - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
                - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
                - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
                - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (5)
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                My short movie "Red Bag" / The Scifi Guys Podcast / My Twitter account

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                  1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                  2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                  3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                  4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                  5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                  6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
                  7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                  8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                  9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
                  10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
                  11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
                  12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
                  13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


                  - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (40)+
                  - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (38)
                  - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
                  - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
                  - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
                  - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (5)
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                    1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                    2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                    3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                    4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                    5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                    6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
                    7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                    8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                    9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
                    10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
                    11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
                    12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
                    13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


                    - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (40)
                    - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (38)
                    - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
                    - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
                    - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (11)
                    - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (5)
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                    My short movie "Red Bag" / The Scifi Guys Podcast / My Twitter account

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                      1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                      2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                      3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                      4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                      5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                      6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
                      7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                      8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                      9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
                      10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
                      11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
                      12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
                      13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


                      - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (40)
                      - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (38)
                      - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
                      - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
                      - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (12)
                      - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (5)
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                        1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                        2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                        3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                        4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                        5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                        6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
                        7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                        8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                        9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
                        10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
                        11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
                        12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
                        13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


                        - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (40)
                        - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (38)
                        - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (13)
                        - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
                        - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
                        - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (5)
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                        My short movie "Red Bag" / The Scifi Guys Podcast / My Twitter account

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                          1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                          2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                          3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                          4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                          5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                          6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
                          7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                          8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                          9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
                          10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
                          11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
                          12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
                          13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


                          - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (40)
                          - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (39)+
                          - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (13)
                          - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
                          - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
                          - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (5)
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                            1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                            2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                            3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                            4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                            5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                            6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
                            7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                            8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                            9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
                            10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
                            11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
                            12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
                            13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


                            - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (40)
                            - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (39)
                            - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (14)
                            - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
                            - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
                            - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (5)
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                              1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                              2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                              3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                              4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                              5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                              6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
                              7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                              8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                              9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
                              10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
                              11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
                              12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
                              13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


                              - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (40)
                              - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (40)+
                              - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (14)
                              - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
                              - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
                              - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (5)
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                                1st Place - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                                2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                                3rd Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                                4th Place - Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                                5th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                                6th Place - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (50)
                                7th Pace - Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                                8th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                                9th Place - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (50)
                                10th Place - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (50)
                                11th Place - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (50)
                                12th Place - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (50)
                                13th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)


                                - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (40)
                                - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (40)
                                - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (15)
                                - (To Jayne) "what about cortical electrodes?" (6)
                                - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (6)
                                - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (5)
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