Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Favorite Simon Line

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


    - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(45)

    - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (32)
    - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (25)
    - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
    - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
    - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
    - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
    - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
    - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
    - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
    People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

    Comment


      1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



      - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(45)
      - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (33)
      - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (25)
      - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
      - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
      - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
      - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
      - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
      - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
      - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
      A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

      Comment


        1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



        - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(45)
        - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (33)
        - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
        - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
        - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
        - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
        - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
        - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
        - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
        - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
        sigpic
        My short movie "Red Bag" / The Scifi Guys Podcast / My Twitter account

        Comment


          1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



          - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(45)
          - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (33)
          - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
          - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
          - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
          - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
          - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
          - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
          - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
          - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
          People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

          Comment


            1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



            - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(46)
            - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (33)
            - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
            - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
            - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
            - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
            - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
            - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
            - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
            - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
            sigpic
            My short movie "Red Bag" / The Scifi Guys Podcast / My Twitter account

            Comment


              1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



              - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(46)
              - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (34)
              - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
              - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
              - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
              - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
              - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
              - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
              - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
              - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
              A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

              Comment


                1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



                - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(47)
                - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (34)
                - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
                - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
                - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
                - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
                - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
                - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
                - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
                - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                sigpic
                My short movie "Red Bag" / The Scifi Guys Podcast / My Twitter account

                Comment


                  1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



                  - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(47)
                  - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (35)
                  - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
                  - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
                  - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
                  - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
                  - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
                  - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
                  - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
                  - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                  A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

                  Comment


                    1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



                    - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(48)
                    - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (35)
                    - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
                    - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
                    - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
                    - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
                    - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
                    - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
                    - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
                    - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                    sigpic
                    My short movie "Red Bag" / The Scifi Guys Podcast / My Twitter account

                    Comment


                      1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



                      - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(48)
                      - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (36)
                      - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
                      - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
                      - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
                      - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
                      - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
                      - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
                      - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
                      - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                      A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

                      Comment


                        1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



                        - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(49)
                        - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (36)
                        - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
                        - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
                        - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
                        - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
                        - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
                        - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
                        - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
                        - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                        sigpic
                        My short movie "Red Bag" / The Scifi Guys Podcast / My Twitter account

                        Comment


                          1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)



                          - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(49)
                          - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (37)
                          - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
                          - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
                          - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
                          - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
                          - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
                          - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
                          - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
                          - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                          A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

                          Comment


                            1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                            2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(50)




                            - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (37)
                            - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
                            - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
                            - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
                            - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
                            - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
                            - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
                            - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
                            - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                            sigpic
                            My short movie "Red Bag" / The Scifi Guys Podcast / My Twitter account

                            Comment


                              1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                              2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(50)




                              - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (38)
                              - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
                              - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
                              - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
                              - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
                              - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
                              - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
                              - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
                              - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                              A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

                              Comment


                                1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)
                                2nd Place - Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(50)




                                - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (39)
                                - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (26)
                                - Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (18)
                                - Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
                                - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
                                - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (12)
                                - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... Ive always regretted... not being with you." (2)
                                - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (1)
                                - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                                A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X