Favorite Simon Line

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(25)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attatched a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (5)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(26)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attatched a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (5)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(26)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attatched a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (6)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(26)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attatched a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (7)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(27)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attatched a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (7)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(27)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (8)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(27)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (12)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (8)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(27)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (12)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (9)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(28)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (12)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (9)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(28)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (12)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (10)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(29)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (12)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (10)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(30)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (12)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (10)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Blue Shadowdancer]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(30)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (10)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Andron]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(31)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (10)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)

[Jper]

1st Place - Simon:"This must be what going mad feels like." (50)


- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist."(32)
- Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (23)
- Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (12)
- Simon: "Yes.. Yes.. I am looking to buy some mud" (13)
- Simon: (to Jayne)"Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (12)
- Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (11)
- Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (10)
- Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)