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    1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
    2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
    3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
    4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
    5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
    6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
    7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
    8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
    9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



    - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (15)

    - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
    - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
    - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
    - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (27)
    - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
    - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
    - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
    - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
    - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
    - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
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      1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
      2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
      3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
      4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
      5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
      6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
      7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
      8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
      9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



      - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (15)
      - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
      - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
      - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
      - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
      - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
      - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
      - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
      - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
      - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
      - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

      "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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        1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
        2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
        3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
        4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
        5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
        6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
        7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
        8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
        9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



        - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (16)
        - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
        - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
        - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
        - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (28)
        - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
        - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
        - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
        - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
        - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
        - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
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          1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
          2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
          3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
          4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
          5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
          6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
          7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
          8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
          9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



          - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (16)
          - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
          - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
          - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
          - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
          - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
          - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
          - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
          - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
          - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
          - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

          "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

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            1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
            2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
            3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
            4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
            5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
            6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
            7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
            8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
            9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



            - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (17)
            - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
            - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
            - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
            - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (29)
            - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
            - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
            - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
            - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
            - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
            - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
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              1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
              2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
              3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
              4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
              5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
              6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
              7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
              8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
              9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



              - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (17)
              - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
              - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
              - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
              - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
              - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
              - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
              - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
              - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
              - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
              - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

              "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

              Comment


                1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
                9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



                - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (18)
                - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
                - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
                - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (30)
                - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
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                  1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                  2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                  3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                  4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                  5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                  6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                  7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                  8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
                  9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



                  - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (18)
                  - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
                  - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
                  - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                  - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
                  - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                  - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                  - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                  - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                  - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                  - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

                  "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

                  Comment


                    1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                    2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                    3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                    4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                    5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                    6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                    7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                    8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
                    9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



                    - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (19)
                    - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
                    - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
                    - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                    - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (31)
                    - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                    - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                    - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                    - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                    - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                    - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
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                      1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                      2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                      3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                      4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                      5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                      6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                      7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                      8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
                      9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



                      - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (19)
                      - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
                      - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
                      - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                      - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (32)
                      - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                      - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                      - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                      - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                      - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                      - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

                      "BRITTA? WHAT KIND OF LAME NAME IS THAT?"

                      Comment


                        1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                        2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                        3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                        4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                        5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                        6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                        7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                        8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
                        9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



                        - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (20)
                        - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
                        - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
                        - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                        - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (32)
                        - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                        - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                        - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                        - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                        - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                        - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
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                          1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                          2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                          3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                          4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                          5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                          6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                          7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                          8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
                          9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



                          - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (20)
                          - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
                          - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
                          - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                          - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (33)
                          - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                          - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                          - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                          - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                          - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                          - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)

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                            1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                            2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                            3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                            4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                            5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                            6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                            7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                            8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
                            9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



                            - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (21)
                            - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
                            - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
                            - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                            - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (33)
                            - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                            - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                            - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                            - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                            - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                            - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
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                              1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                              2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                              3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                              4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                              5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                              6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                              7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                              8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
                              9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



                              - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (22)
                              - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
                              - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
                              - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                              - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (33)
                              - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                              - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                              - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                              - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                              - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                              - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
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                                1st Place:- Book: "Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned?" Simon: "No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist." (50)
                                2nd Place:- Mal: "Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienating folk is near miraculous." Simon: "Yes, I'm very proud." (50)
                                3rd Place:- Simon: (to Kaylee) "You are pretty... pretty [...] Even when you are covered in engine grease, you're -- No, especially. Especially when you're covered in engine grease." (50)
                                4th Place - Simon: "Come on out, River, the nice man wants to kidnap you..." (50)
                                5th Place - Simon: (about Jayne) "The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong-thing!" (50)
                                6th Place - Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I - I re-attached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town." (50)
                                7th Place - Simon: (to Jayne) "Could you not do that while we're... ever?" (50)
                                8th Place - Simon: "Yes... Yes... I am looking to buy some mud." (50)
                                9th Place - Simon: "So finally... a decent wound on this ship, and I miss out. I'm sorry." (50)



                                - Simon: "This must be what going mad feels like." (23)
                                - Simon: "This is a morality tale about the evils of sake." (10)
                                - Simon: "River was more than gifted. She was a gift. Everything she did, music, math, theoretical physics - even dance - there was nothing that didn't come as naturally to her as breathing does to us." (5)
                                - Simon: "Eta Kooram Nah Smech!" (2)
                                - Simon: "Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood." (33)
                                - Simon: "Oh yes, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived." (0)
                                - Simon: "In all that time on the ship... I've always regretted... not being with you." (0)
                                - Simon: "Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to reattach it. That's assuming there's a head." (0)
                                - Simon: "I thought the hospital was home. I was really making a difference there... and embarrassingly large stacks of money." (0)
                                - Simon: "Just the thought that mylar and glass is the only thing separating you from nothing." (0)
                                - (To Jayne) "What about cortical electrodes?" (0)
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