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    1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
    2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
    3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
    4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
    5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)




    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (46)
    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (33)
    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (19)
    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
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      1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
      2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
      3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
      4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
      5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)




      - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (46)
      - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (33)
      - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (20)
      - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
      - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
      A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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        1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
        2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
        3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
        4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
        5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)




        - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (46)
        - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
        - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (20)
        - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
        - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
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          1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
          2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
          3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
          4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
          5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)




          - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (46)
          - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
          - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (21)
          - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
          - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
          A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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            1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
            2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
            3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
            4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
            5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)




            - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (47)
            - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
            - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (21)
            - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
            - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
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              1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
              2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
              3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
              4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
              5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)



              - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (47)
              - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
              - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (22)
              - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
              - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
              A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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                1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
                2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
                3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
                4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
                5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)



                - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (47)
                - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
                - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (23)
                - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
                - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
                A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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                  1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
                  2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
                  3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
                  4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
                  5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)



                  - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (47)
                  - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
                  - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (24)
                  - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
                  - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
                  A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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                    1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
                    2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
                    3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
                    4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
                    5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)



                    - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (47)
                    - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
                    - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (25)
                    - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
                    - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
                    A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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                      1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
                      2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
                      3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
                      4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
                      5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)



                      - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (47)
                      - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
                      - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (26)
                      - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
                      - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)


                      Am I all alone now? Where is everyone?
                      A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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                        1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
                        2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
                        3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
                        4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
                        5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)



                        - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (47)
                        - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
                        - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (27)
                        - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
                        - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
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                          1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
                          2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
                          3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
                          4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
                          5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)



                          - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (47)
                          - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
                          - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (28)
                          - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
                          - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
                          A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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                            1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
                            2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
                            3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
                            4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
                            5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)



                            - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (47)
                            - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
                            - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (29)
                            - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
                            - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
                            A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

                            Comment


                              1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
                              2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
                              3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
                              4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
                              5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)



                              - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (47)
                              - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
                              - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (30)
                              - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
                              - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)
                              A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

                              Comment


                                1st Place - "If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater." (50)
                                2nd Place - "Brought you some supper, but if you'd prefer a lecture, I've a few very catchy ones prepped. Sin and hellfire... one has lepers." (50)
                                3rd Place - (After being shot.) "Afraid I might be needing a preacher." (50)
                                4th Place - "River, you don't fix the Bible." (50)
                                5th Place - "Isn't that... special." (50)



                                - "I've been out of the abbey two days. I've beaten a lawman senseless, fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong." (47)
                                - "The government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." (34)
                                - "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." (31)
                                - Book: "Wasn't born a Shepherd, Mal." Mal: "You'll have to tell me about that sometime." Book: "No. I don't." (6)
                                - "I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God." (2)

                                All alone again?
                                A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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