01st Place - "I don't suppose you'd find it up to the standards of your outings. More conversation and somewhat less petty theft and getting hit with pool cues." ('Shindig'). (50)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
03rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
04th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)
05th Place - "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (50)
06th Place - "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (50)
07th Place - "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." ('The Train Job'). (50)
08th Place - "Mal, you don't have to die alone." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
09th Place - "I am grateful, you know, for the ill-conceived and high-handed attempt to defend my honor, although, I didn't want you to." ('Shindig'). (50)
10th Place - Inara: "It sounds like the sort of thing this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but..." Nandi: "If they got guns, and brains at all." Inara: "They have guns." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)
11th Place - Inara: "You're gonna rent this shuttle to me." Mal: "Am I?" Inara: "Aye, and for one quarter less than your asking price." Mal: "Is that a fact?" Inara: "It is." Mal: "And you figure you'll be getting this discount why, exactly?" Inara: "You want me." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
12th Place - Mal: "I swear to you, it's like booty and good taste are inversely proportional." Inara: "That might make you the most tasteful man I've ever met." ('Heart of Gold') (50)
13th Place - "We can experiment. We might even get wild later and wash your face." ('Train Job') (50)
14th Place - Inara: "You have a strange sense of nobility Captain. You'll lay a man out for implying I'm a whore but you keep calling me one to my face." ('Shindig'). (50)
15th Place - Inara: "I learned something from Nandi. Not just from what happened, but from her. The family she made, the strength of her love for them. That's what kept them together. When you live with that kind of strength, you get tied to it, you can't break away. And you never want to. There's something that I... that I should have done a long while ago. And I'm sorry, for both of us, that it took me this long. I'm leaving." ('Heart of Gold') (50)
16th Place - "If I choose a wench, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (50)
17th Place - "Well, I guess death will solve the issue to everyone's satisfaction." ('Shindig'). (50)
18th Place - Jayne: "I don't like the idea of someone hearing what I'm thinking." Inara: "No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking. " ('Objects in Space'). (50)
19th Place - Mal: "Inara, think you can stoop to bein' on my arm?" Inara: "Will you wash it first?" ('Heart of Gold') (50)
20th Place "So, would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways?" ('Serenity') (50)
21st Place - "You're lost in the woods. We all are. Even the captain. The only difference is he likes it that way." ('Serenity') (50)
22nd place- Inara: "But perhaps the dining area isn't the place for this sort of thing?" Mal: "What do you mean? Only place with a table big enough." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)
- "I've been on the ship eight months now. I'm not certain I'll ever actually know the captain." ('Train Job')(50)
- "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?" ('Train Job') (48)
- "So, do aliens live among us?" ('The Message') (44)
2nd Place - "Oh, do I ever. Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
03rd Place - "I wish you hundreds of fat children." ('Our Mrs Reynolds'). (50)
04th Place - "Every well-bred petty crook knows that small concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)
05th Place - "Right. You're a criminal mastermind. What was the last cargo we snuck past the Alliance to transport?" ('Trash'). (50)
06th Place - "As with other situations, the key seems to be giving Jayne a heavy stick and standing back." ('Shindig'). (50)
07th Place - "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I might die of shock." ('The Train Job'). (50)
08th Place - "Mal, you don't have to die alone." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
09th Place - "I am grateful, you know, for the ill-conceived and high-handed attempt to defend my honor, although, I didn't want you to." ('Shindig'). (50)
10th Place - Inara: "It sounds like the sort of thing this crew can handle. I can't guarantee they'll handle it particularly well, but..." Nandi: "If they got guns, and brains at all." Inara: "They have guns." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)
11th Place - Inara: "You're gonna rent this shuttle to me." Mal: "Am I?" Inara: "Aye, and for one quarter less than your asking price." Mal: "Is that a fact?" Inara: "It is." Mal: "And you figure you'll be getting this discount why, exactly?" Inara: "You want me." ('Out of Gas'). (50)
12th Place - Mal: "I swear to you, it's like booty and good taste are inversely proportional." Inara: "That might make you the most tasteful man I've ever met." ('Heart of Gold') (50)
13th Place - "We can experiment. We might even get wild later and wash your face." ('Train Job') (50)
14th Place - Inara: "You have a strange sense of nobility Captain. You'll lay a man out for implying I'm a whore but you keep calling me one to my face." ('Shindig'). (50)
15th Place - Inara: "I learned something from Nandi. Not just from what happened, but from her. The family she made, the strength of her love for them. That's what kept them together. When you live with that kind of strength, you get tied to it, you can't break away. And you never want to. There's something that I... that I should have done a long while ago. And I'm sorry, for both of us, that it took me this long. I'm leaving." ('Heart of Gold') (50)
16th Place - "If I choose a wench, she tends to be extraordinary in some way. And, the fact is, I occasionally have the exact same need you do. One cannot always be oneself in the company of men." ('War Stories'). (50)
17th Place - "Well, I guess death will solve the issue to everyone's satisfaction." ('Shindig'). (50)
18th Place - Jayne: "I don't like the idea of someone hearing what I'm thinking." Inara: "No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking. " ('Objects in Space'). (50)
19th Place - Mal: "Inara, think you can stoop to bein' on my arm?" Inara: "Will you wash it first?" ('Heart of Gold') (50)
20th Place "So, would you like to lecture me on the wickedness of my ways?" ('Serenity') (50)
21st Place - "You're lost in the woods. We all are. Even the captain. The only difference is he likes it that way." ('Serenity') (50)
22nd place- Inara: "But perhaps the dining area isn't the place for this sort of thing?" Mal: "What do you mean? Only place with a table big enough." ('Heart of Gold'). (50)
- "I've been on the ship eight months now. I'm not certain I'll ever actually know the captain." ('Train Job')(50)
- "What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?" ('Train Job') (48)
- "So, do aliens live among us?" ('The Message') (44)
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