1st Place - "I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (5)+
2nd Place - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
3rd Place - "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (50)
4th Place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
5th Place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
6th Place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
7th Place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
8th Place - "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (50)
10th Place - Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (50)
11th Place - "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (50)
12th Place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
13th Place- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (50)
14th place - "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (50)
15th Place - Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (50)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (36)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (22)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (4)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (5)+
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