Favorite Zoe Line

[Jper]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (31)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(27)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (20)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (14)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

Now, you made me curious...

I'll try to translate some:
Well, I can't use any of the medical jokes, because you might not understand that. Too bad. There also might be a problem with this "joke", but...

Anyway, so my Math teacher told us a joke:

In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till you're zero!"
"Try it - I'm e^x..."

Same alley, same function, but a different operator:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till you're zero!"
"Try it - I'm ex..."
"Too bad... I'm d/dy."

Apparently she though this to be the funniest joke ever.


In the beginning on this semester/term, my Professor of Pharmacology made the following remark, when trying to explain the difference between reversible and irreversible damage:

"There are known cases of people who died, and that's irreversible."

Other quotes from the same Professor:

"NSAID's cause ulcers. Stomach ulcers can become perforations. Stomach perforations are deadly. And as you all know the death don't come back. That's why you'll remember this!"

"Once there was a student who told me during the examination that there exited red, white and blue platelets. However, what exactly their different functions were... ?

"Remember: Rare diseases are rare."

"It wasn't right, so it must have been his other right. Left, I mean. Right, not Left. Thus when the patient stretched his right arm... Left, I mean."

Pharmacology and Neurology lessons, too this year are quite entertaining sometimes.

[Andron]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(27)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (20)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (14)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

I'll try to translate some:
Well, I can't use any of the medical jokes, because you might not understand that. Too bad. There also might be a problem with this "joke", but...

Anyway, so my Math teacher told us a joke:

In a dark, narrow alley, a function and a differential operator meet:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till you're zero!"
"Try it - I'm e^x..."

Same alley, same function, but a different operator:
"Get out of my way - or I'll differentiate you till you're zero!"
"Try it - I'm ex..."
"Too bad... I'm d/dy."

Apparently she though this to be the funniest joke ever.


In the beginning on this semester/term, my Professor of Pharmacology made the following remark, when trying to explain the difference between reversible and irreversible damage:

"There are known cases of people who died, and that's irreversible."

Other quotes from the same Professor:

"NSAID's cause ulcers. Stomach ulcers can become perforations. Stomach perforations are deadly. And as you all know the death don't come back. That's why you'll remember this!"

"Once there was a student who told me during the examination that there exited red, white and blue platelets. However, what exactly their different functions were... ?

"Remember: Rare diseases are rare."

"It wasn't right, so it must have been his other right. Left, I mean. Right, not Left. Thus when the patient stretched his right arm... Left, I mean."

Pharmacology and Neurology lessons, too this year are quite entertaining sometimes.

Not bad

[Jper]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(28)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (20)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (14)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

Not bad

Look what we found in our course/text-book (notes) today:

Hypornotility

instead of hypomotility.

We (me and my friends) were having the giggles for about three minutes.

The professor of Pharmacology said some funny things again today, but I can't remember them anymore. Long day, lots of other things to remember.

[Andron]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(28)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (21)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (14)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

Look what we found in our course/text-book (notes) today:

Hypornotility

instead of hypomotility.

We (me and my friends) were having the giggles for about three minutes.

The professor of Pharmacology said some funny things again today, but I can't remember them anymore. Long day, lots of other things to remember.

Funny stuff. I know what you mean about the long days!!
I'm actually now writing from the office at the geological institute.

[Jper]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(29)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (21)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (14)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

Funny stuff. I know what you mean about the long days!!
I'm actually now writing from the office at the geological institute.

Don't your Professors say stupid/funny things?

Yesterday we had a guest-lecture for Stomatology about Caries:
"A brain-abscess is located in the brain."

[Andron]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(29)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (22)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (14)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

Don't your Professors say stupid/funny things?

Yesterday we had a guest-lecture for Stomatology about Caries:
"A brain-abscess is located in the brain."

Of course they do!

Our crystallography professor (from Russia) was a funny guy, he once said:
"You can't steal an electron from Neon. It will resist; it will kill you!"
or
"Neutrons don't care!"

[Jper]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(30)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (22)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (14)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

Of course they do!

Our crystallography professor (from Russia) was a funny guy, he once said:
"You can't steal an electron from Neon. It will resist; it will kill you!"
or
"Neutrons don't care!"

I had a professor once, from Germany, and he didn't know the difference between "because, but, if, when, so, thus, before..." He just used any conjunction he could think of. Not to mention the fact that he did not speak Dutch, but something in between Dutch and German. "Type" he pronounced as "Tube" and "ionen" (ions in Enlgish) he pronounced as "jonen" which closely resembled "Joden" (Jews in Dutch). He also talked about "die homoseksuele moizen" and so on... Nightmare!

And to conclude, here's a link one of my Professors posted on Toledo, our interactive learning platform...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

[Jper]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(31)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (22)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (14)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

[Jper]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(32)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (22)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (14)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

[Andron]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(32)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (23)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (14)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

I had a professor once, from Germany, and he didn't know the difference between "because, but, if, when, so, thus, before..." He just used any conjunction he could think of. Not to mention the fact that he did not speak Dutch, but something in between Dutch and German. "Type" he pronounced as "Tube" and "ionen" (ions in Enlgish) he pronounced as "jonen" which closely resembled "Joden" (Jews in Dutch). He also talked about "die homoseksuele moizen" and so on... Nightmare!

Our department head of geology is a French Algerian. When he tries to speak English or German it always sounds like a mixture of all three languages, this makes him almost impossible to understand for us when he isn't talking about geological themes! If you write an exam in any of his courses then you have to underline or highlight the important parts of your answers, otherwise he just (for loss of better word) ignores the answer. But he's a nice guy with a great taste for wine

[Jper]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(33)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (23)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (14)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

Our department head of geology is a French Algerian. When he tries to speak English or German it always sounds like a mixture of all three languages, this makes him almost impossible to understand for us when he isn't talking about geological themes! If you write an exam in any of his courses then you have to underline or highlight the important parts of your answers, otherwise he just (for loss of better word) ignores the answer. But he's a nice guy with a great taste for wine

You know about his taste in wine?

My pharmacology professor was way too serious today. Nothing funny to report today. It was really early today 8AM. *sighs* And the rest of the classes were not interesting, nor well-given, nor particularly pleasant. Not to mention the crappy assignment I have to do for Clinical Scientific Education/Training. *ugh*

[Jper]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(34)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (23)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (14)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

Our department head of geology is a French Algerian. When he tries to speak English or German it always sounds like a mixture of all three languages, this makes him almost impossible to understand for us when he isn't talking about geological themes! If you write an exam in any of his courses then you have to underline or highlight the important parts of your answers, otherwise he just (for loss of better word) ignores the answer. But he's a nice guy with a great taste for wine

You know about his taste in wine?

My pharmacology professor was way too serious today. Nothing funny to report today. It was really early today 8AM. *sighs* And the rest of the classes were not interesting, nor well-given, nor particularly pleasant. Not to mention the crappy assignment I have to do for Clinical Scientific Education/Training. *ugh*

And oh boy, it was such an exciting day today, again. *Ironic*

There was this funny moment though where the Professor was talking about adapters instead of adopters. "And the adapters of this theory..." - "Of course the adapters were quick with..." etc. *Such an idiot*

[Andron]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(34)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (23)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (15)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

And oh boy, it was such an exciting day today, again. *Ironic*

There was this funny moment though where the Professor, was talking about adapters instead of adopters. "And the adapters of this theory..." - "Of course the adapters were quick with..." etc. *Such an idiot*

Fail *head to the desk*

Had a boring day too. Almost fell asleep during the last lecture, the hydrogeology professor talks very slow and monotonous...

Actually, I know the head of department of geology's wine taste because of long evening of drinking during a field course We're on a first name basis...

[Jper]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(35)
- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (23)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (15)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

Fail *head to the desk*

Had a boring day too. Almost fell asleep during the last lecture, the hydrogeology professor talks very slow and monotonous...

Actually, I know the head of department of geology's wine taste because of long evening of drinking during a field course We're on a first name basis...

It was a very long day today. Long. It kept going on.

"We're on a first name basis..."
--> Well I guess that can always come in handy.

[Andron]

1st Place - I think you have a problem with your brain being missing (50)
2nd Place - Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose? (50)


- First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are....Of course, there's other schools of thought...(35)
- Mal: Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap. (32)
- "Fought with a lot of people in the war." "And your husband?" "Fight with him too sometimes." (23)
- "We live on a spaceship, dear" (16)
- Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (6)
- Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later. (7)

It was a very long day today. Long. It kept going on.

"We're on a first name basis..."
--> Well I guess that can always come in handy.

It is really handy Actually, I'm almost with every professor of my department on a first name basis - we really went on a lot of field courses

Today I got home a 9pm, long day in the lab. We were running some simulations on the pressure and temperature resistance of a specific rock. Interesting, but to set up the experiment always takes a lot of time...