1st place - "At last. We can retire and give up this life of crime." (50)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (9)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (12)
2nd place - Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war." Alliance Commander: "And your husband?" Zoe: "Fight with him too sometimes." (50)
3rd place - Mal: "Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. Whaddya suppose that makes us?" Zoe: "Big damn heroes, sir." (50)
4th place -"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." (50)
5th place - "We live on a spaceship, dear." (50)
6th place - - "Sir... you paid money for this? On purpose?" (50)
7th place - "Clear." (50)
8th place - Mal: "Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die." Zoe: "Yes sir. Because it's a deathtrap." (50)
- "First rule of battle, little one. Never let 'em know where you are.... Of course, there's other schools of thought..." (7)
- "That's sort of the point. Stealth, you may have heard of it." (10)
- "Too much foofaraw. If I'm going to wear a dress, I'd want something with some slink." (4)
- Wash: "You know River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next." Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss up." (1)
- (To Jayne) "I can hurt you." (0)
- Mal: "You are very much lacking in imagination." Zoe: "I imagine that's so, sir." (0)
- "Do you know what the definition of a hero is? Someone who gets other people killed. You can look it up later." (0)
- "Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?" (1)
- Simon: "This may come as a shock but I'm actually not very good at talking to girls." Zoe: "Why? Is there someone you are good at talking to?" (0)
- "Take me sir, take me hard." - War Stories (9)
- "Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out." (0)
- "So, are you enjoying your own nubile little slave girl?" (0)
- Zoe: "Well, at least they covered dropping your weapon so you can eat beans and get yourself shot." Tracey: "Yeah, I got a badge in that. Won't happen again." Zoe: "It does, I'm just gonna watch." (0)
- "Knew a man once who had a hole clean through his whole shoulder. Used to keep a hankie in there." (0)
- Zoe: "We crashing again." (12)
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