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    1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
    2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
    3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
    4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
    5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
    6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
    7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
    8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
    9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
    10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


    - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (47)+
    - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
    - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (31)
    - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (24)
    - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
    - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
    - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (9)
    - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
    - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
    - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (3)
    - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
    - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
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      1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
      2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
      3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
      4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
      5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
      6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
      7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
      8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
      9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
      10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


      - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (47)
      - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
      - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (32)
      - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (24)
      - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
      - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
      - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (9)
      - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
      - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
      - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (3)
      - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
      - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
      IMO always implied.

      Comment


        1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
        2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
        3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
        4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
        5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
        6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
        7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
        8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
        9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
        10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


        - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (47)
        - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
        - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (32)
        - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (25)
        - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
        - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
        - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (9)
        - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
        - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
        - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (3)
        - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
        - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
        If found, is probably lost on the way to Azaroth or the Pegasus Galaxy
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          1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
          2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
          3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
          4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
          5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
          6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
          7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
          8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
          9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
          10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


          - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (47)
          - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
          - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (32)
          - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
          - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
          - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
          - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (9)
          - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
          - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
          - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (3)
          - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
          - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
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          Comment


            1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
            2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
            3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
            4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
            5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
            6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
            7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
            8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
            9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
            10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


            - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (48)
            - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
            - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (32)
            - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
            - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
            - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
            - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (9)
            - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
            - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
            - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (3)
            - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
            - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
            If found, is probably lost on the way to Azaroth or the Pegasus Galaxy
            sigpic

            Comment


              1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
              2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
              3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
              4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
              5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
              6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
              7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
              8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
              9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
              10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


              - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (48)
              - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
              - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (33)
              - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
              - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
              - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
              - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (9)
              - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
              - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
              - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (3)
              - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
              - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
              IMO always implied.

              Comment


                1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
                2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
                3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
                4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
                5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
                6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
                7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
                8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
                9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
                10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


                - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (48)
                - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
                - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (33)
                - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
                - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
                - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
                - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (10)
                - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
                - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (3)
                - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
                - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
                - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
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                My short movie "Red Bag" / The Scifi Guys Podcast / My Twitter account

                Comment


                  1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
                  2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
                  3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
                  4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
                  5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
                  6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
                  7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
                  8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
                  9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
                  10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


                  - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (48)
                  - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
                  - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (33)
                  - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
                  - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
                  - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
                  - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (10)
                  - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
                  - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (4)
                  - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
                  - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
                  - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
                  A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

                  Comment


                    1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
                    2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
                    3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
                    4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
                    5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
                    6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
                    7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
                    8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
                    9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
                    10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


                    - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (48)
                    - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
                    - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (33)
                    - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
                    - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
                    - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
                    - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (11)
                    - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
                    - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (4)
                    - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
                    - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
                    - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
                    sigpic
                    My short movie "Red Bag" / The Scifi Guys Podcast / My Twitter account

                    Comment


                      1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
                      2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
                      3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
                      4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
                      5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
                      6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
                      7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
                      8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
                      9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
                      10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


                      - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (49)
                      - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
                      - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (33)
                      - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
                      - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
                      - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
                      - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (11)
                      - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
                      - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (4)
                      - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
                      - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
                      - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
                      If found, is probably lost on the way to Azaroth or the Pegasus Galaxy
                      sigpic

                      Comment


                        1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
                        2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
                        3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
                        4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
                        5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
                        6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
                        7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
                        8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
                        9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
                        10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


                        - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (49)
                        - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
                        - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (33)
                        - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
                        - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
                        - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
                        - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (11)
                        - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
                        - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (5)
                        - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
                        - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
                        - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
                        A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

                        Comment


                          1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
                          2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
                          3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
                          4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
                          5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
                          6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
                          7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
                          8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
                          9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
                          10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


                          - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (49)
                          - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
                          - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (33)
                          - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
                          - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
                          - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
                          - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (11)
                          - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
                          - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (6)
                          - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
                          - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
                          - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
                          A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

                          Comment


                            1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
                            2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
                            3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
                            4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
                            5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
                            6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
                            7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
                            8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
                            9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
                            10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


                            - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (49)
                            - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
                            - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (34)
                            - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
                            - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
                            - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
                            - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (11)
                            - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
                            - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (6)
                            - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
                            - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
                            - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
                            IMO always implied.

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                              1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
                              2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
                              3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
                              4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
                              5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
                              6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
                              7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
                              8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
                              9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
                              10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


                              - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (49)
                              - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
                              - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (34)
                              - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
                              - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
                              - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
                              - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (12)
                              - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (6)
                              - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
                              - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
                              - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
                              - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
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                                1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
                                2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
                                3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
                                4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
                                5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh... now die!" (50)
                                6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed. WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... Oh... that would be me!" (50)
                                7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
                                8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
                                9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)
                                10th Place - "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." (About Jayne's hat.) (50)


                                - "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (49)
                                - "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [On the definition of interesting.] (36)
                                - "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (34)
                                - "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (26)
                                - "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast." (18)
                                - "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
                                - "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (12)
                                - "You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?" (7)
                                - "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
                                - "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (2)
                                - Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?" Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one." (2)
                                - Wash mouths, "what happened?" + The face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron. (1)
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