Favorite Wash Line

[Andron]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion" (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (43)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (10)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (7)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (44)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (10)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (7)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[LoneStar1836]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (44)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (11)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (7)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (45)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (11)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (7)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)[/QUOTE]

[Andron]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (45)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (11)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (8)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (46)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (11)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (8)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[Andron]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (46)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (11)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (9)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[LoneStar1836]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (46)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (12)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (9)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (47)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (12)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (9)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[Andron]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (47)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (12)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (48)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (12)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[LoneStar1836]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (48)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (13)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[_Famrir_]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (51)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (48)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (13)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[Jper]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)


- (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (49)
- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (13)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)

[Leucothea29]

1st Place - "Oh My God, it's grotesque! ... Oh, and there's something in a jar..." (50)
2nd Place - "Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl. 'Cause I don't think that's ever getting old." (50)
3rd Place - "Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion." (50)
4th Place - "I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (50)
5th Place - "Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh...now die!" (50)
6th Place - "Oh my God we're all doomed WHO'S FLYING THIS THING?!?! .... oh... that would be me!" (50)
7th Place - "We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land'. " (50)
8th Place - "I've been in a firefight. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity." (50)
9th Place - (To Jayne) "How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious." (50)


- "Ah!!! Ahhhh!!! Mal! Dead army buddy's on the bridge!" (43)
- "Oh god, oh god we're all going to die?" [on the definition of interesting] (25)
- "Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She's had congress with the beast" (18)
- "Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!" (18)
- "Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" (17)
- A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.(About Jayne's hat) (13)
- "We gotta go to the crappie town where I'm a hero." (10)
- "Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?" (4)
- "Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony..." (3)
- Mouths "what happened?" + the face and gesture Wash makes upon seeing Mal after Mal's fight with Saffron (1)
- "You know, it's all very sweet. Stealing from the rich, selling to the poor." (1)