1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (37)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (17)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)
16th - Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (50)
17th - Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (50)
18th - Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (50)
19th - Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (50)
20th - Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk." (50)
Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... " (48)
Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (37)
Jayne: "She [River] is starting to damage my calm." (25)
Jayne: "No, not now that she's a... a killer woman, we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings!" (17)
Jayne: "How big a room?" (8)
Jayne: "Can I start getting sexed already?" (2)
Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (2)
Jayne: "A trade!? Hell, it's theft! This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got." (2)
Jayne: "If I could make you purtier, I would." (2)
Jayne: "Whoop! My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room, there's so much tasty here. Ooh!" (1)
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