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    1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
    2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
    3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
    4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
    5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
    6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
    7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
    8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
    9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
    10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
    11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
    12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
    13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
    14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
    15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




    Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (43)
    Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (28)
    Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
    Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (18)
    Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (11)
    Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
    Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
    Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (1)
    Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)

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      1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
      2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
      3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
      4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
      5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
      6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
      7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
      8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
      9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
      10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
      11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
      12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
      13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
      14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
      15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




      Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (42)
      Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (28)
      Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
      Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (18)
      Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (12)
      Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
      Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
      Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (1)
      Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
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        1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
        2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
        3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
        4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
        5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
        6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
        7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
        8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
        9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
        10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
        11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
        12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
        13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
        14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
        15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




        Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (43)

        Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (28)
        Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
        Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (18)
        Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (12)
        Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
        Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
        Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (1)
        Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
        A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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          1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
          2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
          3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
          4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
          5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
          6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
          7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
          8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
          9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
          10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
          11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
          12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
          13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
          14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
          15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




          Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (43)
          Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (28)
          Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
          Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (18)
          Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (13)
          Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
          Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
          Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (1)
          Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
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            1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
            2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
            3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
            4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
            5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
            6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
            7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
            8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
            9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
            10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
            11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
            12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
            13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
            14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
            15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




            Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (44) <-- Added MSCA's vote which got lost/forgotten/overseen.
            Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (28)
            Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
            Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (18)
            Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (14) <-- My vote.
            Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
            Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
            Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (1)
            Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
            A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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              1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
              2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
              3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
              4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
              5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
              6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
              7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
              8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
              9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
              10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
              11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
              12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
              13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
              14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
              15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




              Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (45)
              Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (28)
              Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
              Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (18)
              Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (14)
              Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
              Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
              Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (1)
              Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
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                1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
                2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
                3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
                4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
                5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
                6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
                7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
                8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
                9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
                10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
                11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
                12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
                13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
                14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
                15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




                Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (45)
                Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (28)
                Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
                Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (18)
                Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (15)
                Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
                Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
                Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (1)
                Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
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                My short movie "Red Bag" / The Scifi Guys Podcast / My Twitter account

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                  1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
                  2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
                  3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
                  4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
                  5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
                  6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
                  7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
                  8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
                  9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
                  10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
                  11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
                  12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
                  13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
                  14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
                  15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




                  Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (46)
                  Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (28)
                  Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
                  Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (18)
                  Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (15)
                  Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
                  Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
                  Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (1)
                  Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
                  Last edited by Jper; 13 December 2009, 02:50 AM. Reason: Forgot to remove Andron's [b] and [/b] tags.
                  A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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                    1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
                    2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
                    3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
                    4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
                    5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
                    6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
                    7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
                    8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
                    9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
                    10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
                    11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
                    12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
                    13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
                    14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
                    15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




                    Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (46)
                    Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (29)
                    Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
                    Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (18)
                    Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (15)
                    Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
                    Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
                    Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (1)
                    Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
                    IMO always implied.

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                      1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
                      2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
                      3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
                      4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
                      5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
                      6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
                      7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
                      8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
                      9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
                      10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
                      11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
                      12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
                      13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
                      14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
                      15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




                      Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (46)
                      Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (29)
                      Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
                      Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (18)
                      Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (15)
                      Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
                      Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
                      Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
                      Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
                      People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

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                        1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
                        2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
                        3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
                        4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
                        5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
                        6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
                        7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
                        8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
                        9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
                        10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
                        11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
                        12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
                        13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
                        14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
                        15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




                        Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (46)
                        Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (29)
                        Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
                        Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (19)
                        Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (15)
                        Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
                        Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
                        Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
                        Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)


                        I'm in very early today, aren't I? I'll desperately spend the rest of the day studying , so I should get this over with for today.
                        A black hole swallowed this sig pic.

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                          1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
                          2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
                          3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
                          4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
                          5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
                          6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
                          7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
                          8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
                          9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
                          10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
                          11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
                          12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
                          13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
                          14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
                          15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




                          Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (46)
                          Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (29)
                          Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
                          Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (19)
                          Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (16)
                          Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
                          Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
                          Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
                          Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
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                            1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
                            2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
                            3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
                            4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
                            5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
                            6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
                            7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
                            8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
                            9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
                            10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
                            11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
                            12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
                            13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
                            14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
                            15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




                            Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (47)
                            Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (29)
                            Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
                            Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (19)
                            Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (16)
                            Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
                            Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
                            Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
                            Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (0)
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                              1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
                              2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
                              3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
                              4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
                              5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
                              6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
                              7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
                              8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
                              9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
                              10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
                              11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
                              12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
                              13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
                              14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
                              15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




                              Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (47)
                              Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (29)
                              Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
                              Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (19)
                              Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (16)
                              Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
                              Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
                              Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
                              Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
                              People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint... it happens to kinda look like the name 'Jeremy Bearimy' in cursive English.

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                                1st - Jayne: "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
                                2nd - Jayne: "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
                                3rd - Jayne: "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
                                4th - Jayne: "What'd you all order a dead guy for?" (50)
                                5th - Jayne: "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." (50)
                                6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
                                7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
                                8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
                                9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
                                10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
                                11th - Jayne: "Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan." (50)
                                12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
                                13th - Jayne: "Dear Diary... today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)
                                14th - Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (50)
                                15th - Jayne: (About his hat) "Pretty cunning, don't cha think?" (50)




                                Jayne: "I married me a powerful ugly creature." (47)
                                Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's forty!" (30)
                                Jayne to prisoner: "I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... "(27)
                                Jayne: "Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think?" (19)
                                Jayne: "Little Kaylee's always one man short." (16)
                                Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (8)
                                Jayne: "How big a room?" (4)
                                Jayne: "See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun." (2)
                                Jayne: "Shake your head boy, your eyes are stuck." (1)
                                IMO always implied.

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