Favorite Jayne Quotes

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th- Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (33)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (13)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (11)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (2)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[Jper]

The count got kinda of messed up when Lajanke posted. So here I am correcting that. I also counted in Lajanke's vote and dragongirl's vote. LoneStar's post and vote was legit and correct.

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th- Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (34)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (29)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (16)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (14)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (4)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th- Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (34)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (29)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (17)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (14)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (4)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[Andron]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th- Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (34)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (29)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (17)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (15)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (4)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th- Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (34)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (29)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (18)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (15)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (4)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[Andron]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th- Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (34)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (29)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (18)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (15)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[Jper]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: About hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (34)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (30)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (18)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (15)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (5)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: About hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (34)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (30)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (18)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (15)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (6)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[Jper]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: About hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (34)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (31)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (18)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (15)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (6)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: About hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (34)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (31)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (18)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (15)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (7)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[LoneStar1836]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: About hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (35)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (31)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (18)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (15)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (7)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[Andron]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: About hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (35)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (31)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (18)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (16)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (7)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[Jper]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: About hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (35)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (32)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (18)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (16)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (7)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[Andron]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: About hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (35)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (32)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (18)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (17)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (7)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th - Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th - Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)
13th - Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (50)



Jayne: About hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (35)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (32)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (27)
Jayne: Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (18)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (17)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (1)