Favorite Jayne Quotes

[Blue Shadowdancer]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (25)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (6)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (6)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (5)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (25)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (6)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (7)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (5)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[stargatefan234]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (25)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (6)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (7)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[Andron]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (25)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (6)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (25)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (7)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (6)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[stargatefan234]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (25)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (7)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (7)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[LoneStar1836]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (7)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (7)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[stargatefan234]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (8)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (7)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[Andron]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (9)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (7)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (9)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (8)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[Andron]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (10)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (8)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (10)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (9)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (8)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[stargatefan234]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (10)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (9)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (9)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[Andron]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (11)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (9)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (9)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)

[dragongirl]

1st - "Let's be bad guys!" (50)
2nd - "The living legend needs eggs!" (50)
3rd - "Yeah and if wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!" (50)
4th - Jayne: What'd you all order a dead guy for? (50)
5th - Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here. (50)
6th - Jayne: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar." (50)
7th - Jayne: "Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." (50)
8th - Jayne: "These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me." (50)
9th - Jayne: "Cause I don't know these folks, don't much care to." Mal: "They're whores." Jayne: "I'm in." (50)
10th - Jayne: "She has a name. I call her Vera." (50)
11th-Jayne: Smellin' a lot of "if" comin' off this plan. (50)
12th- Jayne: "I don't wanna explode!" (50)



Jayne: about hat "Pretty cunning, dontcha think?" (26)
Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics." (24)
Jayne: Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy." (flips page) "Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever." (11)
Jayne: My muscular buttocks it's forty! (9)
Boy it shure would be nice to have some grenades right about now doncha think? (10)
Jayne: "I'll be in my bunk" (7)
Jayne to prisoner: I'm just gonna start cuttin on ya.... (3)
Jayne: How big a room? (3)
Jayne: I married me a powerful ugly creature. (1)
Jayne: See, Vera? Dress yourself up you get taken out somewhere fun. (0)