1st: Look, they've got boy whores. Isn't that thoughtful? I wonder if they service girl folk at all... (50)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
14th: Shiny. (50)
15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
- No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (48)
- Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (24)
- Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (17)
- Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (16)
- Tell that to Inara. (11)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (5)
- *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (5)
- And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (1)
2nd: Is that him? ... Well how can we be sure, unless we question it? (50)
3rd: Yes sir, Captain Tightpants. (50)
4th: Oh well let's see...we killed Simon and River, stole a bunch of medicine, and the Cap'n and Zoe are springin' the others got snatched by the feds. (50)
5th: Everything's shiny, Cap'n, not to fret! (50)
6th: You just don't like her 'cause she can read your mind, and everything you think is mean! (50)
7th: Goin' on a year now, I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries! (50)
8th: You mean to say as...Sex?! (50)
9th: Sometimes, something breaks...can't be fixed. (50)
10th: I seen the trouble plain as day when I's down there on my back before. (50)
11th: And don't ride in anything with a Capson thirty engine, they fall right out of the sky! (50)
12th: Well, it's not like anyone else is lining up to, you know... examine me (Heart of Gold) (50)
13th: The hell with this, I'm gonna live! (50)
14th: Shiny. (50)
15th: Ooh, mangos! (50)
16th: The whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate (50)
17th: If I mess up, not like you'll be able to yell at me (50)
18th: Figures - first time in the Core, and what do I get to do? Dig through trash. Why couldn't he send me shopping at the Tri-plex, or... Ooh! Synchronizers! (50)
- No, it's shiny. I like meeting new people! They all have stories! (48)
- Who? Simon? No, he's much too- I mean I'm just- Do you think it looks better up? (24)
- Oh, don't worry honey, he makes everybody cry. He's like a monster. (17)
- Don't you just love this party? Everything's so fancy, and there's some kind of hot cheese over there. (16)
- Tell that to Inara. (11)
- Shows off your backside. Did you see the chandelier? It's hovering. (5)
- *kisses Mal* I love my captain. (5)
- And then his folks come by to fetch him... and it turns out he's like fourteen years old! I mean he must have been some kind of genetic experiment 'cause I swear this guy was uh... oh my daddy whupped me so hard. (1)
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