Welcome, New Members!

[susanne]

*rescues a flying monkey* Poor flying monkeys. Persecuted for what they are. You guys should stop persecuting them and learn to appreciate them for what they are. *eats the monkey* Delicious.

ladies and gentlemen....welcvome to the jelgate and livestick cooking show. you will find sick bags under your chairs and we advise you make full use of them.

thank you and welcome. today we'll be learning what not to do when cooking.

point 1. never give anything at all to susanne to prepare or cook.

*susie waves*

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thats all for hour show today! GOODNIGHT!

[Livestick]

Wow, the plague that is flying monkeys. *shakes her head*

*sees Livestock eat one and blinks repeatedly. Not entirely sure if she should try it, or be grossed out*

I believe you have me confused with cowpants.

Livestick, you have disturbed me on sooo many levels...

What? That? That's nothing. You should see some of the things I do in the cantina.

[SerenaSerenity]

I believe you have me confused with cowpants.

Actually, it was a typo that I hadn't noticed till you pointed it out. lol My bad. I'll edit it tomorrow when I'm not so lazy and tired. LOL

[Alteran of Atlantis]

What? That? That's nothing. You should see some of the things I do in the cantina.

Bad images, Livestick!

I can see why no noobs post in this thead. They're too scared.

[susanne]

Bad images, Livestick!

I can see why no noobs post in this thead. They're too scared.

*twirls her frying pan innocently* you want i should kick his tush?

[Acrisius]

Just wanna drop by and say hello.

I'm from finland and I'm new to this forum. I dunno can I check in here too often but I'll do my best. You can find me in a game called Stargatewars too (you propably have heard of it), my username there is the same as it is here. Nice to meet you all.

[Alteran of Atlantis]

*twirls her frying pan innocently* you want i should kick his tush?

Yes! Kick his a - I mean tush.

[susanne]

Yes! Kick his a - I mean tush.

*grins and walks off in search of livestick*

.......

*5 minutes later livestick starts screaming and repeated banging is heard* *returns*

done. he wont walk for a week if im any judge

[Alteran of Atlantis]

*grins and walks off in search of livestick*

.......

*5 minutes later livestick starts screaming and repeated banging is heard* *returns*

done. he wont walk for a week if im any judge

Did you make sure he lost his memory?

[susanne]

Did you make sure he lost his memory?

.......put it this way. his memory is taking a backseat to what else hes lost hehehe

[Alteran of Atlantis]

.......put it this way. his memory is taking a backseat to what else hes lost hehehe

Ooh, you're bad.

[susanne]

Ooh, you're bad.

*grins and hefts her frying pan* you gotta be to survive the cantina.

[Alteran of Atlantis]

*grins and hefts her frying pan* you gotta be to survive the cantina.

...which is why I don't go in there

[susanne]

...which is why I don't go in there

yep besides.... i delight in small cruelties.

[Alteran of Atlantis]

yep besides.... i delight in small cruelties.

What you've done to him doesn't seem small