Welcome, New Members!

[Selkhet]

Another Ohioan You guys are all over the place. Stop sending bad weather my way

Yeah the next 3 days or so we're supposed to get rain the whole time.

[Captain Lazlo]

*Redirects bad weather to south of Florida*
Is that any better?

[Girlbot]

*Redirects bad weather to south of Florida*
Is that any better?

Works for me

[AllyCat]

Welcome to the forums Sirez...

Here is a hairpin, duct tape, and a q tip. This should give you a good starting point for you to torment the ever living gating ability out of some people. We welcome this. For we shall torment you…. Welcome to the fun… and be careful of the monkeys, those who warn you to not blink and most of all… cats!

By the way, worship the ones with the Antlers. We all do…

:: leaves an offering of fish heads for you ::

[syfygyrl]

Welcome to the forums Sirez...

Here is a hairpin, duct tape, and a q tip. This should give you a good starting point for you to torment the ever living gating ability out of some people. We welcome this. For we shall torment you…. Welcome to the fun… and be careful of the monkeys, those who warn you to not blink and most of all… cats!

By the way, worship the ones with the Antlers. We all do…

:: leaves an offering of fish heads for you ::

Er, she thinks we all do.

[Ukko]

Er, she thinks we all do.

I've seen you go to the temple

[syfygyrl]

I've seen you go to the temple

Ukko has seen my doppleganger. We look very much alike.

< protects the identities of non-antler worshipers.

[Selkhet]

The alter belongs in the temple, where the mice are to be sacrificed to the antlers

**captures a dozen mice from Arlos' world & places them on Ukko's altar**

Enjoy the sacrifice.

[Ukko]

Ukko has seen my doppleganger. We look very much alike.

< protects the identities of non-antler worshipers.

Lies
Dont make me fish out the quotes

[syfygyrl]

Lies
Dont make me fish out the quotes

Ukko still doesn't have the identities of the secret non-worshipers.

[Ukko]

**captures a dozen mice from Arlos' world & places them on Ukko's altar**

Enjoy the sacrifice.

Excellent work

Ukko still doesn't have the identities of the secret non-worshipers.

Of course not

[syfygyrl]

Of course not

And Ukko will never get them.

[Iffy]

Hello and Welcome Sirez! Cookie?

Um.............Selkhet?............The cat's a girl

bunnies taste yummy.

And Ukko will never get them.

the Great God Ukko will send his minions.

[AllyCat]

**captures a dozen mice from Arlos' world & places them on Ukko's altar**

Enjoy the sacrifice.

OoooooooOOOoooooOOOOO!! MEROW!! :: leans down from the antlers and looks with wide eyes at The Great God Ukko ::

... Can I help in the sacrifice?! I promise their heads will be placed on toothpicks!

[Captain Lazlo]

*throws bucket of ice water over AllyCat*
Welcome new members....